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Soup...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkORwb5BLa4 Enjoy the rest of your day! --Ray
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On Eagle's Wings...
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070202/od_nm/australia_eagles_dc
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The Immigration Debate 1600 style
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEl6HdfqWM The buffalo was pretty funny, except for one bad word, it's a clean/funny satire... --Ray
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Winter Blonde
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Just got this from a co-worker... As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores h...
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IT Funny on Calling a Helpdesk for Support
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Just before the Christmas break, I received a funny picture with a note after it from a former co-worker of mine who is now with a finance / IT group at a division of FedEx.
For folks in the IT industry, it is a hilarious satirical statement on what we professionals in the US feel we are being replaced by a...
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Telemarketer Payback...
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Got this link from a former co-worker / teammate of mine yesterday afternoon via e-mail.
Listened to it this morning in the office, and had to fight hard to keep from bursting out loud laughing!
As my friend said "Dont read along - it ruins it, just listen !!"
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.y...
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Good uses for squirrels
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4970924175821685579&q=squirrel+launched
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Is this progress?
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My mom emailed me this. I feel sorry for kids growing up today. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to...
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Steve Irwin at his best
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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1235798175
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Make your own Tongue Twister...
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Am I weird, or what? I just made up this tongue-twister just sitting here trying to avoid doing real work...
When the Winter
Wonder wanders
WHere the Winter
Wonder wanders,
We the Withered
weary weird ones
wander too!
--Ray -- Edited by rayb at 13:24, 2006-11-06
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Mr Bean, The Devil
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http://koutuk.blogspot.com/2006/11/rowan-atkinson-as-devil.html
--Ray
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Cowboy Logic
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Y'all may have already read this one (and more than once before) but here it is for those that may not have:
Cowboy Logic A cowboy he was overseeing his heard in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit,...
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Nietzche France and Sam Hain
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I spoke to my friend Sam Hain this evening. He had a nice laugh. Apparently those celebrations of a celtic nature have been declared dead.
"Its dangerous to make those blanket statements" he told me with his dry raspy chuckle. Neitche, the old boy, said the same of God.&n...
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Blond Jokes
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Okay, everyone, I know you've got them. This is the place to air all your best and worst blond jokes.
(ps - I know it's spelled with an -e on the end, but my filter won't let me send it spelled that way. sheesh)
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Out of the mouths of babes
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...meaning funny things that kids say. (Further definition privided to preempt Ray's inevitable witty? remark about converations with attractive women.)
So we were sitting in traffic through several delays because of road construction, and our almost-three-year-old had bee...
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What if Al Qaeda started recruiting like the Mormons
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My brother sent me this video clip on this web site. I think you will all like.
http://media.putfile.com/Al-Mormons
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Bedtime
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My son and I were driving home from my brother's house today, and he mentioned that instead of having his bedtime at 9pm Mountain Time, he wanted his bedtime to be 9pm New York time. He obviously mistook the direction the time zones go, and thought that would make his bedtime effectively later. I immedi...
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Classic Simpsons Quotes:
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Time to start a favorite topic of mine... Classic quotes from the Simpsons... share the ones you use... on a weekly basis... :)
"Me flunk English? That's unpossible!" --Ralph Wiggum
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Good Zoo Jokes...
(Preview)
This month's Cubscout Theme has something to do with the Zoo... so I'm curious if anyone has an good jokes about Zoos or Zoo animals...
I'm already going to use Roper's chicken jokes... :)
--Ray
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Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting...
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Muppet Humor
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Leroy Brothers
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
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"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"T...
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Limo joke
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After getting Pres. Gordon B. Hinckley's entire luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the LDS Prophet is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, President," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Prophet, "t...
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The Lost Wart
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"I'm disappointed in Cat for calling certain people fat on this board."
No, you miss the point. I'm fat, therefore, it is my duty as a card carrying member of The Fat Club for Men to sensitively and yet firmly out others who are equally svelte challenged, particulalry&nb...
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The Last Word!!
(closed)
(Preview)
Special Fortress/Nauvoodle Congratulations to Euphrasie who managed to get the LAST WORD in the Last Word thread that Cat started ages ago... :)
The same thread that I nearly got banned from the board for trying to close down using tactics that can best described as Board politics at its finest......
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What you can't learn in homeschool
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Lawyers
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A lawyer parks his Mercedes on the side of the street and opens the door to get out. Just then a city garbage truck lumbers by and neatly clips off his door. Furious, the lawyer uses his voice-activated car phone to call 911. The police arrive first, and the lawyer immediatel...
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Philosophical Dilemma
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Hypothetical Situation: Couple decides to get eloped (later to be sealed in temple) at local courthouse. The courthouse fee is $28. Man writes a check for $28; check bounces.
Question 1: Is the couple still "legally and lawfully" wedded?
Question 2: If no on q...
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What the Fetch?
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Really Bad Banner Ads...
(Preview)
Okay... I'm sorry but some of these Banner Ads are very funny, but they don't always come up and they're different in places, so I was thinking we should log a description of the worst ones here...
So far i've seen a coupon to HOOTERS, Some really trashy "dating" site ads, some kind of horror b...
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