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Japanese Bottom Biting Dance Craze...
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Apparently this was a craze in Japan... I find what hits the funnybones of different cultures pretty fascinating. (found this off of the Pink Tentacles blog that Hick posted a link to in the arts and crafts section. :) Anyhow it looked pret...
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http://wesclark.com/ubn/ Funny because it's true. And I laugh because I come from Utah Mormon stock.
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Cop jokes
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I think it's high time that we share our favorite cop jokes. Here's one of mine: A lady calls up 911 and complains that there's a nude police officer walking around her lawn. "Ma'am, if he's nude, how do you know that he's a cop?" "Because his left arm is sunburned and he's eating a doughn...
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Have you become your on-line persona?
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I had something funny happen to me today at church.
I was chasing after my two year old trying to catch her long enough to get her coat on and one gentleman said to me, "You know, she is fast! I was in the nursery today and she got out and was gone in a second!"
I said, "I know, she's faster...
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A joke I heard yesterday...
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A little boy comes home from school very excited and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. His mother asks what part he got and he replies, "I'm a Mormon husband." She tells him, "You march right back there and tell them you want a speaking part."
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Google Nope
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www.googlenope.com Phrases that get no hits on google. I liked "hot cheese sundae" and "the NFL on PBS" and "wants me for my orthopedic footwear". Looks to be basically PG stuff there, though I haven't read them all yet.
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Chuck Norris-isms
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As he was beginning to be referenced in one of the political threads, I was reminded of some of the sayings I've seen about Mr. Norris... Like... Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting t...
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family history advice
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email received I suppose many of you are thinking of writing a personal history some day. You may consider waiting until you are older, for I find that old cartoon character correct who said, "The older I get; the better I was." With a little ingenuity we can also make our ancestors...
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Anyone like paradoxes?
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This is a fun paradox my old roommate told me: In the old west, a man was convicted of murder and was with the town honest and just town judge and his lawyer for his sentencing. "You have been convicted of murder and I sentence you to execution by hanging, as per the law." Stated the judge. "...
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A site to give you nightmares
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These people are seriously crazy: http://bushclintonforever.googlepages.com/
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Playground fun for Ray.
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http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4590/chineserecalltj0.jpg
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don't you just love...
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I would like to sing the praises of a few items of convenience that never really get recognized... Like: Glad Press'n SealŪ Wrap Everyone recognized that the fork, toilet paper and even the copy machine were ingenious inventions, and they get really good PR... but how many times have you heard the pr...
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If Hillary is elected
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Just for fun. What are your predictions?
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You Gotta Love Old Men
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I got this in an email... made me laugh. I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find...
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personaliTIES
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http://www.wildties.com/store/ties/enlarged/id/223704
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TaG, yOu'rE... iT!
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I tag Arbi... (by the way, I only get a chance to add tags when I create a thread... as in "this one" could be tagged, but not others that were previously created by me...) ETA: Arbi, could you tag my word association thread as a "game" and my yuk-yuk thread as "sillyness"...
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Did you know all LDS People are supposed to have big families and live in Utah?
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Ok, I had an experience last night that can only be described as "comically frustrating."
We have had a pharamacy intern helping out in our store because we have been short-handed.
Last night we got on the subject of where we're from and the number of kids we have.
It turns out that this la...
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Funny Facial Expressions
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Check out this variety act... the expressions on these guy's faces are really funny... and the last bit of the act is extremely expressive. :) --Ray
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How all Rated R movies Should be Converted to PG...
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This cracked me up... 300 is apparently a very gory comickbookish movie about the Spartans fight against the Persians... it's a hard R movie, but these folks have made this movie PG. --Ray PS. I can't recommend anything else from this grou...
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WHY should "I" be offended???--yuk yuk
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Be as SILLY as you want!!!
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The "Closed" thread
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...is closed. Sorry, I just find that ironic...
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Safe Driving Tips from the Guys At Halo
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No Stupid Questions...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
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I hate it when...
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Bok is right.
A couple weeks ago, Poncho, her, and I were having a chat in the chatbox and we got on the discussion of several books we (Poncho and I) were interested in. It was around the time some folks were talking in a thread about how to save money and be frugal and budget minded.
Anyway, I got permi...
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Sci-Fi Single...
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http://xkcd.com/304/ THought this one was funny, and there're a fair number of OSC fans, from the other side of the river hanging out here... I'd post a link over there, but the comic sometimes uses "bad language" and I think it's against their charter to post links to pages that could have...
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Something I got in email
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This is something I got in email from a woman I know. Note that I do not believe the punch line, but I think it's very funny. Hopefully this won't offend anyone. Proof that women are evil! I apologize in advance to all the women reading this forum, but the truth must be heard! We all know that women require t...
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The definition of ROFL
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Beware of Naked Children
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Ok, ever since Cat and I went away for a few days and left our children with another couple our two year old picked up a bad habit from their kids.
Their littlest kids constantly run around with no pants on and sometimes no underwear or diaper or any other stitch of clothing.
Now our kid thinks its great!...
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Stupid laws still on the books
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My daughter was bored yesterday and got on the internet and googled the word "stupid" and did you know there is a website called stupid.com? Anyway, a list of "Stupid State laws that are still on the books popped up. We read some of them and laughed our heads off. I thought folks would en...
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From an e-mail forward...
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Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and repli...
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