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PollyAnna


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Be as SILLY as you want!!!

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Silliness offends me.

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How easilly you get offended is what I find so offensive about you hiccups.

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And it is your straight-forwardness that offends me, Jason.

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And I'm offended by tyour strait forward pointing out of my strait forwardness and it's offensiveness to you!

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Oooh, and I'm also offended by your spelling of strait.

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I'm offended that ray thinks he can kick my butt.

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Come on, people!  Quit with the being offended--ya bunch of big babies.  Can't we all just get along?  Coco, give ray a hug.  Play nice!  No slapping on the backs of heads!  Hic, say you're sorry to Jason.  Was that a lugee, young lady?

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I would never kick your butt, Coco... it's so beneath me...

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Hey, no "short" jokes! Those offend me.

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Yeah, me too! nana.gif

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I find it rewarding when the kids play NICE together... brainless.gifchew.gifbrushteeth.gif

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I'm offended that Hiccups was offended at Jason who was offended at her and then they were offended back and that Coco was offended at Ray and I'm offended cuz it's so beneath Ray to kick Coco's butt and I'm offended by Polly eating popcorn and brushing her teeth. So there. rofl.gif

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Let me tell you... you would be WAY MORE offended if I DIDN'T brush my teeth! nod.gifjawdrop.gifrofl.gif

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I'm offended that I'm gone for weeks and weeks and weeks...or something...and NO ONE notices. angered.gif

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I am NOT offended that I am NEVER noticed... I am rebellious that way! nod.gif

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I'm offended that Euph didn't tell us she was going to be gone!!!!

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Euphrasie wrote:

I'm offended that I'm gone for weeks and weeks and weeks...or something...and NO ONE notices. angered.gif



I'm offended that you thought no one noticed.  I noticed, just didn't say anything.  Now I know how to offend you in the future.



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I'm offended that you ASSumed I didn't notice. I just got my cheese-making book from the library and I'm offended you haven't even started my sweater yet.

Excuuuuuse me, Euphoria, but I thought you had more of a life and that's why you've been gone. nana.gif

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I'm offended that I actually sent an e-mail to Ray and he hasn't responded. And I never e-mail anybody! biggrin.gif

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I'm offended you haven't emailed me.

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I'm offended that you're offended because I haven't e-mailed you when I don't have your e-mail address.

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Dude, Coco. Your sweater's DONE. I'm offended that you would imply that I procrastinate.

Beefie...I'm offended that you didn't say anything. I'm also offended that you're collecting ways to offend me.

I'm offended that no one but Coco said they thought I had a life.

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Coco, I'm sooo offended because I have emailed you and you don't respond. 

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Euphie, I'm offended you didn't make me a sweater.

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I'm offended at beef's dishonesty. I always respond. Here, have a nice condo overlooking the river Styx.

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Styx rocks! Don't forget your money for the boatman!

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Jason, I'm offended that you didn't know that Styx does not sing that song.

Coco, I'm offended that you think I'm dishonest.  BTW, you're pants are on fire--I sent you an email yesterday--no response in my inbox. 

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I'm offended that Poncho thinks I would play favourites by not making EVERYONE a sweater...

(Although the next one to be offended gets socks instead of a sweater.)

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I'm so offened that they named a river after the rock group and didn't tell me why the river didn't sing that song. Don't Fear the Reaper!

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Socks for you!

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I'm offended that you think I would would even want those socks!

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This tread is the best... I needed to laugh... Laughter heals...

And now for my offense...

I am offended that Jase use a reference to :the Reaper" in one of my threads... giggle.gif It's like he doesn't care that I went out on a "date that went bad" with him years ago, and it brings back REALLY bad memories... devil.gif

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The only prescription for that is more Cowbell!



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I'm offended that The Blue Oyster Club didn't put the cowbell on their original recording of this song. The did the whole world a great injustice!

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EVEN though... I am offended by the "potty language" censored.gifnod.gifwink.gifdevilish.gif

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I'm offended that Jason implies he doesn't want my hand-knitted wool socks!

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I'm offended that beef feels it's okay to tell the whole stinkin' WORLD that my pants are on fire. It's none of their business!

And I'm offended that Euph thinks that HUMUNGOUS sweater is my size. Hm!

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I'm offended that no one finds me offensive.

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I'm offended that DaKnife isn't here defending Janey's honor, with a sword... or something like that...

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I'm offended that Coco has the nerve to complain about her beautiful blue boucle sweater when she never told me her size in the first place.

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I am offended FOR YOU Euph! giggle.gif

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I know. I'm kind of offended that the video of Coco hasn't been posted yet...cause then I could have just eyeballed the size...instead of knitting it to fit me, assuming Coco would be close in size...

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I never got the cowbell thing... as moderator of the humor section I may be required to censor it... just because it's really not funny.

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I'm offended you don't find everything that is posted in humor funny Ray. wink.gif

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Moderating offends me. Makes me wanna say [editted] "Poppycock!" [/editted].

(editted to a much harmless word, by RAY the humor moderator... )

-- Edited by rayb at 13:19, 2007-09-20

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