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Something I got in email


This is something I got in email from a woman I know. Note that I do not believe the punch line, but I think it's very funny. Hopefully this won't offend anyone.

Proof that women are evil!
I apologize in advance to all the women reading this forum, but the truth must be heard!

We all know that women require two things: time and money:

women = (time)(money)

We've all heard the saying that time is money:

time = money, therefore:

women = (money)(money) or women = (money)^2

We all know that money is the root of all evil:

money = (sqrt)evil, therefore:

women = (money)^2 = [(sqrt)evil]^2 = evil

women = evil

I'm sorry but the math doesn't lie!!!





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Maybe some women. There's a flaw in that formula. Cuz some men require the same things! biggrin.gif


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Hooray for sin!

(hi, Ray wink.gif)

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Ditto

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Hey, that ain't nothin' new! It is just them fancy mathmatical learnin' that is proving a truth my Seminary Teacher told us future men-folk one morning about 24 years ago... that womens wuz the root to all evil. Even the evil womens to be in class that mornin' didn't get it, cuz they wuz too asleep! rofl.gif

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And ya can't live without us neither! nana.gif

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Tell me why there's no such thing as men hookers.

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cuz they are called boy toys and pool boys and male prostitutes...

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...and escorts.

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