Humor

rayb · rayb

Who cares if something is true, as long as it is funny and includes Harry Potter... --Ray

bokbadok · bokbadok

This is a true story told on Cougarboard.com: 4 yr old boy: "Dad, my poop-nis hurts." Dad: "Your what? What's a poop-nis?" Boy: "You know, where the poop comes out. Just like the pee-nis."

hiccups · hiccups

http://nomorelol.com/

rayb · rayb

Alright men... need to cry, and share your feelings? (This one's for Coco.) --Ray

Dyany · Dyany

With apologies to Jen and Bok and all the other blondes on the board, I had to post this silly little thing. A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and...

Cocobeem · Cocobeem

Okay, what does Obama, Hillary and McCain all have in common? . . . Everything! Pray for the Constitution Party! (this was in our local newspaper yesterday) Here's another one... Monica is voting Republican this year. Ya know why? . . . actually, never mind. This one came from MrCoco's work, and we...

Euphrasie · Euphrasie

For those who always wondered where the manual was...

Duke of Mirth · Duke of Mirth

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you w...

rayb · rayb

Hehehe... --Ray

rayb · rayb

Oh man... so true... --Ray

rayb · rayb

This is so me... whenever I go somewhere where there's a lake... I have to throw stones in it... --Ray

rayb · rayb

Hahaha. How true. --Ray

Jen · Jen

bokbadok · bokbadok

Got this in an email from my far-right uncle. I know that some people frown on jokes at Hillary Clinton's expense, but I actually laughed out loud at this one. Hoss - you may want to stop reading right here. ------ After Mrs. Clinton's win in New Hampshire, you may need a little pick me up. HOW TO START...

rayb · rayb

Do you have true talent? Have you seen rare displays of talent? Here's the Youtube Sharing thread... for sharing the rarest and most fantabulous talent ever... --Ray

mirkwood · mirkwood

Football FINALLY makes sense.. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the b...

hiccups · hiccups

www.shaveeverywhere.com (It's PG, I promise.)

hiccups · hiccups

Must not order the bumperstickers... must not... I would only use them for evil. http://iparklikeanidiot.com/

alabamabelle · alabamabelle

Decisions, decisions! Who gets to decide which game we get to play? And, with the decision of who picks comes the inevitable decision of who's rules will be used since few people actually stick to the original rules of the game anyway. according to some, that makes the game boring. Wrangling over th...

Cocobeem · Cocobeem

You're not alone.

Jen · Jen

Did you know you can buy mucus and congestion in a BOX? My family has been blessed with an abundance this season. But if you are in the market, it's right on your drugstore shelf for the low price of $5.99!

mirkwood · mirkwood

I went on one of those "check welfare" calls last week where the complainant was from the local mental health advocate and had concerns the "consumer" was going to hurt themselves. Having gone through Crisis Intervention Training a while back and knowing that many people g...

alabamabelle · alabamabelle

Shocker: Packers Name Mrs. Brett Favre Starting QB The Green Bay Packers, made a shocking announcement today. Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I know thi...

Duke of Mirth · Duke of Mirth

If you don't recognize these guys, then maybe it's time for a temple trip....

hiccups · hiccups

1. I am missing the special attention from ward members asking if I am pregnant. 2. Three-quarters of my wardrobe will soon be available for purchase at the local DI. 3. When people ask how I lost all the weight, they get really disappointed when they hear I ate reasonably and exercised. 4. Mr. Hic has d...

dianoia · dianoia

Bring it aaawn, Roper.

dianoia · dianoia

Check it out! http://www.askaninja.com/pirates3 And sorry, nobody's in their underwear (inside joke from the chatbox). You'll just have to settle for black pajamas.

mirkwood · mirkwood

A Marine Corps sniper was very good at his job. He had a method. He would yell some insult at the enemy and when someone stood in indignation, bang! One less insurgent! After every mission, the company commander would ask, "How many insurgents have you shot ttoday?" However, on...

alabamabelle · alabamabelle

We love to laugh at ourselves and enjoy the easy familiarity of Southern humor. Maybe this will tickle your funny bone: Before the days of a consolidated schedule or a churchwide building maintenance program, individual congregations bore the cost of creating and caring for their own buildings....

dianoia · dianoia

http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/02/01/ask-a-ninja-question-9-ninja-love

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Evil Walmart, funny Harry Potter. (Preview) Who cares if something is true, as long as it is funny and includes Harry Potter... --Ray	rayb	2	607	Mar 18, 2008 by Duke of Mirth
	Disclaimer: Put down your drink before reading this (Preview) This is a true story told on Cougarboard.com: 4 yr old boy: "Dad, my poop-nis hurts." Dad: "Your what? What's a poop-nis?" Boy: "You know, where the poop comes out. Just like the pee-nis."	bokbadok	4	590	Mar 13, 2008 by Cocobeem
	For a more honest online experience (Preview) http://nomorelol.com/	hiccups	2	686	Mar 3, 2008 by bokbadok
	Men sharing their feelings. ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) Alright men... need to cry, and share your feelings? (This one's for Coco.) --Ray	rayb	132	2444	Feb 27, 2008 by Cocobeem
	Blonde jokes (Preview) With apologies to Jen and Bok and all the other blondes on the board, I had to post this silly little thing. A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and...	Dyany	2	545	Feb 26, 2008 by Cocobeem
	Political Jokes (Preview) Okay, what does Obama, Hillary and McCain all have in common? . . . Everything! Pray for the Constitution Party! (this was in our local newspaper yesterday) Here's another one... Monica is voting Republican this year. Ya know why? . . . actually, never mind. This one came from MrCoco's work, and we...	Cocobeem	3	594	Feb 21, 2008 by mirkwood
	Baby Instruction Manual (Preview) For those who always wondered where the manual was...	Euphrasie	6	765	Feb 18, 2008 by Cocobeem
	Investment Planning for the 21st Century (Preview) RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you w...	Duke of Mirth	0	549	Feb 12, 2008 by Duke of Mirth
	An Old Joke by Brigham Young (Preview) Hehehe... --Ray	rayb	1	581	Jan 29, 2008 by LoudmouthMormon
	Wedding Flowers (Preview) Oh man... so true... --Ray	rayb	4	610	Jan 29, 2008 by rayb
	This is so me... (Preview) This is so me... whenever I go somewhere where there's a lake... I have to throw stones in it... --Ray	rayb	1	575	Jan 28, 2008 by Cocobeem
	If a woman were a GPS. (Preview) Hahaha. How true. --Ray	rayb	1	573	Jan 28, 2008 by Cocobeem
	For the ladies (Preview)	Jen	12	665	Jan 28, 2008 by Cocobeem
	How to treat the Election Year Blues (Preview) Got this in an email from my far-right uncle. I know that some people frown on jokes at Hillary Clinton's expense, but I actually laughed out loud at this one. Hoss - you may want to stop reading right here. ------ After Mrs. Clinton's win in New Hampshire, you may need a little pick me up. HOW TO START...	bokbadok	1	544	Jan 22, 2008 by rayb
	Talent Show (Preview) Do you have true talent? Have you seen rare displays of talent? Here's the Youtube Sharing thread... for sharing the rarest and most fantabulous talent ever... --Ray	rayb	1	588	Jan 14, 2008 by DaKnife
	First Football Game (Preview) Football FINALLY makes sense.. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the b...	mirkwood	0	531	Jan 14, 2008 by mirkwood
	Link of the Day (Preview) www.shaveeverywhere.com (It's PG, I promise.)	hiccups	13	758	Jan 7, 2008 by rayb
	So tempting.... (Preview) Must not order the bumperstickers... must not... I would only use them for evil. http://iparklikeanidiot.com/	hiccups	4	701	Jan 7, 2008 by Jen
	You're Not the Boss of Me (Preview) Decisions, decisions! Who gets to decide which game we get to play? And, with the decision of who picks comes the inevitable decision of who's rules will be used since few people actually stick to the original rules of the game anyway. according to some, that makes the game boring. Wrangling over th...	alabamabelle	37	909	Jan 4, 2008 by alabamabelle
	Any Men Out There Feeling Down? (Preview) You're not alone.	Cocobeem	6	685	Jan 4, 2008 by Cocobeem
	They should box that up and sell it! (Preview) Did you know you can buy mucus and congestion in a BOX? My family has been blessed with an abundance this season. But if you are in the market, it's right on your drugstore shelf for the low price of $5.99!	Jen	0	519	Jan 3, 2008 by Jen
	Police Respond On A Check The Welfare Call (Preview) I went on one of those "check welfare" calls last week where the complainant was from the local mental health advocate and had concerns the "consumer" was going to hurt themselves. Having gone through Crisis Intervention Training a while back and knowing that many people g...	mirkwood	10	680	Jan 1, 2008 by Mahonri
	Experience in the huddle (Preview) Shocker: Packers Name Mrs. Brett Favre Starting QB The Green Bay Packers, made a shocking announcement today. Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I know thi...	alabamabelle	2	535	Jan 1, 2008 by Mahonri
	Been a while since your last temple trip? (Preview) If you don't recognize these guys, then maybe it's time for a temple trip....	Duke of Mirth	7	689	Dec 26, 2007 by Poncho29
	Top Ten Bad Things About Losing Weight (Preview) 1. I am missing the special attention from ward members asking if I am pregnant. 2. Three-quarters of my wardrobe will soon be available for purchase at the local DI. 3. When people ask how I lost all the weight, they get really disappointed when they hear I ate reasonably and exercised. 4. Mr. Hic has d...	hiccups	18	861	Dec 16, 2007 by nitasmile
	Spy vs. Spy (Preview) Bring it aaawn, Roper.	dianoia	14	749	Dec 13, 2007 by Roper
	For Ray: Ninjas hated Pirates 3 too (Preview) Check it out! http://www.askaninja.com/pirates3 And sorry, nobody's in their underwear (inside joke from the chatbox). You'll just have to settle for black pajamas.	dianoia	5	729	Dec 12, 2007 by Duke of Mirth
	Marine Sniper (Preview) A Marine Corps sniper was very good at his job. He had a method. He would yell some insult at the enemy and when someone stood in indignation, bang! One less insurgent! After every mission, the company commander would ask, "How many insurgents have you shot ttoday?" However, on...	mirkwood	9	651	Dec 7, 2007 by Duke of Mirth
	Bible Belt Humor (Preview) We love to laugh at ourselves and enjoy the easy familiarity of Southern humor. Maybe this will tickle your funny bone: Before the days of a consolidated schedule or a churchwide building maintenance program, individual congregations bore the cost of creating and caring for their own buildings....	alabamabelle	1	592	Dec 5, 2007 by Poncho29
	Ninjas love chimps (Preview) http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/02/01/ask-a-ninja-question-9-ninja-love	dianoia	3	737	Dec 4, 2007 by Cat Herder
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