Well, in order to be more PC, shall we dispense with black vs. white and just use our names? Or would US vs. Canada be okay? How about Yank vs. Canuck? And should we allow others to play?
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The ability to qualify for, receive, and act on personal revelation is the single most important skill that can be acquired in this life. - Julie Beck
I like the Yank vs. Canuck idea. It opens up some interesting possibilites.
Hmmm, I could use mad cows, prime ministers who put people in choke holds, funny comic actors to make you laugh and distract you at a pivotal moment, (maybe I could get the help of Achmed the dead terrorist that was dark, was it not? ) The entrapment potential of maple syrup alone is wondrous. Now, you do have more handguns than me, but I guess it just means I'll have to be more creative.
I'm all for allowing others to play too, but won't I be outnumbered?
Hey! Mirk! Wanna see how you look in a formal Mountie outfit? I'll let you take it home afterwards...
Roper, time to increase your medical insurance.
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They might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.
Hydrochloric acid in the dog's stomach dissolves the tiny black-eyed-peas-colored ampules, releasing the potassium inside, and Fido bursts into lovely violet flames.
Meanwhile, Roper is melting Di's chocolates in a specially-designed blast-proof double boiler.
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The ability to qualify for, receive, and act on personal revelation is the single most important skill that can be acquired in this life. - Julie Beck
Pulls trigger on Glock pointed at a very startled Roper....stream of disappearing ink stains front of shirt....Roper giggles in releived manner, not noticing the other hand swinging large mallet in an arc towards his head...Di did recruit me to her team....
thank goodness Roper has already been twinkled... Di has no idea what she is up against.
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Sorry, I've already check the mixed nuts that I just finished eating. Feeling fine... Glad I was there with my dental equipment to get the chocolate out of Ropers throat in time. Little does Di know that the estrogen was laced with something evil.
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no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing... the truth of God will go forth till it has penetrated every website, sounded in every ear, till the purposes of God shall be accomplished and the great Jehovah shall say the work is done