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Spy vs. Spy


Bring it aaawn, Roper.

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Well, in order to be more PC, shall we dispense with black vs. white and just use our names?  Or would US vs. Canada be okay?  How about Yank vs. Canuck? And should we allow others to play?



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I like the Yank vs. Canuck idea. It opens up some interesting possibilites.

Hmmm, I could use mad cows, prime ministers who put people in choke holds, funny comic actors to make you laugh and distract you at a pivotal moment,   (maybe I could get the help of Achmed the dead terrorist  that was dark, was it not? )    The entrapment potential of maple syrup alone is wondrous. Now, you do have more handguns than me, but I guess it just means I'll have to be more creative.

I'm all for allowing others to play too, but won't I be outnumbered?

Hey! Mirk! Wanna see how you look in a formal Mountie outfit? I'll let you take it home afterwards...


Roper, time to increase your medical insurance.

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Carpetbagger wants to be called "Yank" now? rolleyes

I wanna play. biggrin.gif

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Achmed is on my team....



"stop touching me.......I kill you"


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Roper, I have some lovely homemade hand-dipped Mormon chocolates for you.

'Cuz it's Christmas, doncha know.


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Sure, Di.  Here, I'll trade you this nice pot of Southern-style black-eyed peas.  For New Year's, doncha know.

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Helping myself to some of the leftover chocolates from the batch for Roper.

Surreptitiously feeds the dog the black-eyed peas because I have absolutely no idea what they are. You never can be too careful.

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Hydrochloric acid in the dog's stomach dissolves the tiny black-eyed-peas-colored ampules, releasing the potassium inside, and Fido bursts into lovely violet flames.

Meanwhile, Roper is melting Di's chocolates in a specially-designed blast-proof double boiler.

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Pulls trigger on Glock pointed at a very startled Roper....stream of disappearing ink stains front of shirt....Roper giggles in releived manner, not noticing the other hand swinging large mallet in an arc towards his head...Di did recruit me to her team....

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thank goodness Roper has already been twinkled... Di has no idea what she is up against.

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While Roper is unconscious from Mirk's mallet, Di pours the melted chocolate down his throat.

Silly roper! There wasn't anything incendiary in those chocolates. They're just chock-full of estrogen. (Which is why I could eat them safely.)

Di suspects that Roper will wake up and start dancing with the flaming dog sing.gifI feel pretty, oh so pretty...

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Offers Mahonri a piece of pizza for lunch...

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Sorry, I've already check the mixed nuts that I just finished eating. Feeling fine...
Glad I was there with my dental equipment to get the chocolate out of Ropers throat in time.
Little does Di know that the estrogen was laced with something evil.

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I looked at my profile in the mirror this morning.  I think I need a manzier.  Or is it called a bro?  And do these jeans make my butt look fat?

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