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Marine Sniper


A Marine Corps sniper was very good at his job. 
He had a method. He would yell some insult at 
the enemy and when someone stood in 
indignation, bang!  One less insurgent!

 
After every mission, the company commander 
would ask, "How many insurgents have you shot t
today?" 
  
However, one day when asked how many 
insurgents he had killed, he reported, "Five 
killed and I let one go"

 
"Let one go?" roared the company commander.  
"What do you mean you let one go?" 
  
"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!'  This big 
insurgent stood and yelled, 'Hillary is a ***ch!'  
I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"


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...moving my question to the Moderation forum...



-- Edited by rayb at 18:31, 2007-12-03

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rayb wrote:

Alrighty folks. I've not been PM'd or emailed or anything like that, and I have no desire to cause any strife, but this is your forum, folks, and I'm curious. Should I be moderating this joke--or is this one okay?

Clearly the allusion to profanity is there, and the use of the word "homo" as a derogative statement is um... well... probably not appropriate... then again it's unlikely a marine would talk any nicer, and it's intended to be a joke.

Please don't fight over this. I'd just like to see a simple

Innapropriate for Bountiful standards? - Yay, or Nay, or Undecided, or you don't care.

--Ray

-- Edited by rayb at 18:16, 2007-12-03




Yeah, last time I made such an assessment, it worked out just great. bleh



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I'm moving my question to an anonymous question poll...

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I just read it to my kids... they loved it but they had to tell me what ***ch meant.

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Go vote on the poll I posted in the Mod Forum... --Ray

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I was going to put my twocents.gif in on the other thread, but I'll just say I liked the joke. Other than the fact that it would have been better if it had been about an Army Sniper vs a Jarhead.wink

-- Edited by DaKnife at 22:48, 2007-12-04

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I told the joke numerous times today, but I substituted stinky pig for ***ch.

Got lots of laughs

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I've told the joke three or four times. This one's a winner!

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