Humor

rayb · rayb

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675*%3Chttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675

salesortonscom · salesortonscom

I recieved this via an email. If the battle of Trafalgar were to happen today, perhaps this would be the conversation between Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson and his flag ship captain, Captain Hardy. Nelson at Trafalgar, 2007: Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye s...

rayb · rayb

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/22/video-kgw-blows-the-lid-off-the-i-like-turtles-kid/

rayb · rayb

http://raybies.deviantart.com/art/Proof-Dinosaurs-had-Feathers-62865855

rayb · rayb

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000668.php Starwars Geeks everywhere will envy this guy... --Ray

Jen · Jen

Filipino Prison "Thriller"

rayb · rayb

http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/The-Abyss-Looks-Back-62380479

fear of shiz · fear of shiz

Abraham's response to God about the circumcision: Abraham: "tell me again why I need to do this"? the LORD: "So people will know you belong to me". Abraham: "couldn't I just wear a lapel pin"?

MegaMatt · MegaMatt

While writing some thank you notes to people who gave us wedding gifts, my responses became slightly automated. I was thinking in my mind to tell someone that their friendship was of infinite price, or priceless. Instead, it came out that they were of infinite worth, or worthless. Whoops! Lousy inco...

Roper · Roper

If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?

Roper · Roper

Q. What is it called when the moon comes between the sun and the earth? A. A solar eclipse because it blocks out the sun. Q. What is it called when the earth comes between the sun and the moon? A. A lunar eclipse because it blocks out the moon. Q. What is it called when the sun comes between the earth and t...

mirkwood · mirkwood

To be spoken with the appropriate, authoritative voice. Author unknown 10. Paul H. Dunn I remember back in WWII that I ate a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Back then, they were big enough to live on for a week. Being the only soldier to have survived the battle in my brigade, I really didn't know If I could eat...

Homestar Runner · Homestar Runner

Posting this link in Humor, because I'm having to laugh to keep from crying. The guy asking the audience was priceless. http://www.glumbert.com/media/frenchastronomy

rayb · rayb

http://www.glumbert.com/media/internetcrash This is really funny... especially the end... it really demonstrates the pointlessness of the internet. --Ray

salesortonscom · salesortonscom

A friend of my brother's emailed this. Pretty funny yet a bit sad at the same time.

lundbaek · lundbaek

My wife, in searching an 1811 Danish church record, found a sixth great grandfather in 2 successive entries. The first records the burial of his wife Marin on 6 March. The next entry records his marriage to Anne on 15 March.

rayb · rayb

q. Where does Lord Valdemort Shop? (I crack myself up... ) --Ray

arbilad · arbilad

Heaven is Where the police are British, The cooks are Italian, The mechanics are German, The lovers are French and Its all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where the police are German, The cooks are British, The Mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss and Its all organized by the Italians.

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Have you ever seen headlines that are just hilarious or bring a funny thought to mind? I saw the following headline, and just about started laughing out loud here at work as I contemplated the advertisement that would result... Energizer to Acquire Playtex for $1.16B Sorry ladies... don't mean to...

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Have any of you had the chance of seeing any of this show's episodes on TV? Some of the comedians are just silly, but there are a couple who real funny. And better yet, they are clean! My wife and I watched this guy Saturday night, and it was a hoot! Considering buying the DVD...

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Okay, this came from a site I thought Euphie got some of her food jokes from... these were just too funny (reminded me of laughs and jokes a former co-worker of mine and I would go to great lengths to to get each other laughing during the middle of the day). How to order a pizza by phone1. If using a touch-to...

Dyany · Dyany

I don't like ALL dumb jokes, but I do have some favorites: Little beaver to mama beaver, pointing at his brother: "MOM! Joey said the "d" word again!" Also, what's brown and sticky? A stick! =)

rayb · rayb

http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&taxonomyName=storage&;articleId=9023960&taxonomyId=19&intsrc=kc_feat

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

You may want to check here... Millions of Missing Animals Found Alive in Africa

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch Better safe than sorry... this could just be the tip of the iceberg in an outbreak of mutant squirrel cell activity over in Europe. How is your German? Doc Organist and I can probably act as translators should the need arise, but of course, your Foundation / Insti...

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Since Arbi decided to be Mr. Stick-in-the-mud on the Humor Breeches thread elsewhere (deleting all the posts we were having fun with), I propose we move the mirth here and give Arbi a 21-straw salute... Honor guard attention! Prepare spitwads! Fire!

Cat Herder · Cat Herder

Seymore... Woman Named Butts Charged With Theft of Toilet Paper

rayb · rayb

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57147264/ Ever feel this way? --Ray

Roper · Roper

Oldest Roper boy found this on the web. If you're a D&D fan, you'll probably find it funny, if a bit irreverent. If not, don't waste your time. Here's the description of the comic on Wiki. Here's the comic on Giant in the Playground.

rayb · rayb

Vitameatavegamin...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Shopping with 6 kids and Pokemon Cards on Ebay... (Preview) http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675*%3Chttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675	rayb	8	378	Aug 24, 2007 by Poncho29
	The Battle of Trafalgar 2007 (Preview) I recieved this via an email. If the battle of Trafalgar were to happen today, perhaps this would be the conversation between Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson and his flag ship captain, Captain Hardy. Nelson at Trafalgar, 2007: Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye s...	salesortonscom	0	261	Aug 23, 2007 by salesortonscom
	Internet Fad: "I like Turles Boy" demystified... (Preview) http://hotair.com/archives/2007/08/22/video-kgw-blows-the-lid-off-the-i-like-turtles-kid/	rayb	0	306	Aug 22, 2007 by rayb
	Ray Dinosketch... (Preview) http://raybies.deviantart.com/art/Proof-Dinosaurs-had-Feathers-62865855	rayb	7	321	Aug 22, 2007 by Cocobeem
	Geek Frozen in Carbonite (Preview) http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000668.php Starwars Geeks everywhere will envy this guy... --Ray	rayb	6	378	Aug 21, 2007 by fear of shiz
	Speaking of brains: (Preview) Filipino Prison "Thriller"	Jen	6	440	Aug 20, 2007 by salesortonscom
	The Abyss Looks Back... (Preview) http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/The-Abyss-Looks-Back-62380479	rayb	0	371	Aug 15, 2007 by rayb
	Bible Humor (Preview) Abraham's response to God about the circumcision: Abraham: "tell me again why I need to do this"? the LORD: "So people will know you belong to me". Abraham: "couldn't I just wear a lapel pin"?	fear of shiz	18	538	Aug 8, 2007 by Roper
	My worthless friend (Preview) While writing some thank you notes to people who gave us wedding gifts, my responses became slightly automated. I was thinking in my mind to tell someone that their friendship was of infinite price, or priceless. Instead, it came out that they were of infinite worth, or worthless. Whoops! Lousy inco...	MegaMatt	10	370	Aug 6, 2007 by salesortonscom
	Fun with English (Preview) If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?	Roper	2	311	Aug 3, 2007 by Poncho29
	Eclipse (Preview) Q. What is it called when the moon comes between the sun and the earth? A. A solar eclipse because it blocks out the sun. Q. What is it called when the earth comes between the sun and the moon? A. A lunar eclipse because it blocks out the moon. Q. What is it called when the sun comes between the earth and t...	Roper	0	279	Jul 30, 2007 by Roper
	How General Authorities Eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Preview) To be spoken with the appropriate, authoritative voice. Author unknown 10. Paul H. Dunn I remember back in WWII that I ate a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Back then, they were big enough to live on for a week. Being the only soldier to have survived the battle in my brigade, I really didn't know If I could eat...	mirkwood	1	544	Jul 30, 2007 by Poncho29
	Are the French really this bad? (Preview) Posting this link in Humor, because I'm having to laugh to keep from crying. The guy asking the audience was priceless. http://www.glumbert.com/media/frenchastronomy	Homestar Runner	9	380	Jul 28, 2007 by glumirk
	Onion News: The Entire Internet Crashes (Preview) http://www.glumbert.com/media/internetcrash This is really funny... especially the end... it really demonstrates the pointlessness of the internet. --Ray	rayb	8	380	Jul 25, 2007 by rayb
	Baptist Church Sign (Preview) A friend of my brother's emailed this. Pretty funny yet a bit sad at the same time.	salesortonscom	43	665	Jul 25, 2007 by arbilad
	Family History Chuckles (Preview) My wife, in searching an 1811 Danish church record, found a sixth great grandfather in 2 successive entries. The first records the burial of his wife Marin on 6 March. The next entry records his marriage to Anne on 15 March.	lundbaek	11	368	Jul 23, 2007 by Cocobeem
	Harry Potter Jokes I just made up... (Preview) q. Where does Lord Valdemort Shop? (I crack myself up... ) --Ray	rayb	17	661	Jul 18, 2007 by Euphrasie
	Heaven (Preview) Heaven is Where the police are British, The cooks are Italian, The mechanics are German, The lovers are French and Its all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where the police are German, The cooks are British, The Mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss and Its all organized by the Italians.	arbilad	8	378	Jul 18, 2007 by Cocobeem
	Funny News Article Headlines (Preview) Have you ever seen headlines that are just hilarious or bring a funny thought to mind? I saw the following headline, and just about started laughing out loud here at work as I contemplated the advertisement that would result... Energizer to Acquire Playtex for $1.16B Sorry ladies... don't mean to...	Cat Herder	6	366	Jul 13, 2007 by salesortonscom
	Bananas Comedy Show (Preview) Have any of you had the chance of seeing any of this show's episodes on TV? Some of the comedians are just silly, but there are a couple who real funny. And better yet, they are clean! My wife and I watched this guy Saturday night, and it was a hoot! Considering buying the DVD...	Cat Herder	2	301	Jul 8, 2007 by Cat Herder
	How to order a pizza by phone (Preview) Okay, this came from a site I thought Euphie got some of her food jokes from... these were just too funny (reminded me of laughs and jokes a former co-worker of mine and I would go to great lengths to to get each other laughing during the middle of the day). How to order a pizza by phone1. If using a touch-to...	Cat Herder	1	429	Jul 6, 2007 by Cat Herder
	Dumb jokes (Preview) I don't like ALL dumb jokes, but I do have some favorites: Little beaver to mama beaver, pointing at his brother: "MOM! Joey said the "d" word again!" Also, what's brown and sticky? A stick! =)	Dyany	10	474	Jul 6, 2007 by Cat Herder
	Computer Geeks ROFL (Preview) http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&taxonomyName=storage&;articleId=9023960&taxonomyId=19&intsrc=kc_feat	rayb	3	368	Jun 15, 2007 by salesortonscom
	Have you lost your pet? (Preview) You may want to check here... Millions of Missing Animals Found Alive in Africa	Cat Herder	4	303	Jun 15, 2007 by Cat Herder
	Jason, you may need to book a plane ticket ASAP (Preview) Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch Better safe than sorry... this could just be the tip of the iceberg in an outbreak of mutant squirrel cell activity over in Europe. How is your German? Doc Organist and I can probably act as translators should the need arise, but of course, your Foundation / Insti...	Cat Herder	3	330	Jun 14, 2007 by salesortonscom
	Human Breeches (Preview) Since Arbi decided to be Mr. Stick-in-the-mud on the Humor Breeches thread elsewhere (deleting all the posts we were having fun with), I propose we move the mirth here and give Arbi a 21-straw salute... Honor guard attention! Prepare spitwads! Fire!	Cat Herder	17	448	Jun 13, 2007 by Cocobeem
	Hmmm.... wonder if her first name was Toilet humor puns (Preview) Seymore... Woman Named Butts Charged With Theft of Toilet Paper	Cat Herder	1	373	Jun 12, 2007 by Cocobeem
	I won't go and you can't make me!!! (Preview) http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57147264/ Ever feel this way? --Ray	rayb	1	350	Jun 10, 2007 by Euphrasie
	The Order of the Stick (Preview) Oldest Roper boy found this on the web. If you're a D&D fan, you'll probably find it funny, if a bit irreverent. If not, don't waste your time. Here's the description of the comic on Wiki. Here's the comic on Giant in the Playground.	Roper	4	413	Jun 4, 2007 by Cat Herder
	One Funny Word... (Preview) Vitameatavegamin...	rayb	31	686	Jun 1, 2007 by glumirk
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