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Cat Herder


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Since Arbi decided to be Mr. Stick-in-the-mud on the Humor Breeches thread elsewhere (deleting all the posts we were having fun with), I propose we move the mirth here and give Arbi a 21-straw salute...

Honor guard attention!  Prepare spitwads!  Fire! 

innocent.gif  ctr

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And here we have proof, once again, that humor is just not what it used to be after it is forced back into the Humor Reservation...

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patoooooeeee!!!  Did I hit anyone???     weirdface

I have to say that when I first read this title I saw it as "human breachers", and I was trying to figure out what a human breacher was... !  rofl.gif

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And see, I read Human Breeches, and was wondering if we were talking about Dr. Lector's pants. :shudder:

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ditto, Euph.

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Yeah, I was thinking horseback riding. biggrin.gif

But then I picture Cat as a jodhpurs man. Passing out if there's blood, of course...

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I would never mock Arbi in any way... I have the utmost respect for his contempt for the democratic system and love of anarchy by attempting to elect third party candidates. And why shouldn't he be allowed to stockpile guns in his basement alongside his gallons of poo-crystals? Eh? I ask you?


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Hey, no fair using words I have to look up... and then, having to look it up to see what they even look like!

EEEEEEEWWWWW! (eventually there is a small men's section)  Sorry that is a fashion statement the Cat Herder will NOT be making.  I especially like the picture of the guy who obviously can't decide if he is on his way to work at the office or gonna visit the corral (he's wearing a dress shirt and tie...)  weirdface

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biggrin.gif Yeah, them hunter/jumper types. You gotta' get all fancy when you ride them Olympic type horsies.

I thought you meant there's a "small men's" section, like just for small men. rofl.gif Like what, jockeys??

Oh, man-- it's fixin' to be one of those days...

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Other possible titles for this thread could have included:

Humor Beaches - for the standup comediene on the beach
Human Beaches - kind of like the scene of hell in What Dreams May Come
Hunan Breeches - to advertise high quality jodhpurs made in Hunan province
Hunan Beaches - Hunan province's campaign to increase tourist activity
Who Man Beechs - a newly patented species of beech tree in honor of the male members of the band The Who, coming soon to a garden center near you for the 2008 growing season


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Poor insane Cat... He's lost his marbles... juggle.gif

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or his Cats... biggrin.gif

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Or

Blue Man Breeches - be the first on your block to own a pair of pants authorized by the Blue Man Group!

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whisper.gif I really think Cat's itchin' to wear some riding pants. Maybe he could start out with good ole' country boy chaps...?

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He's on a collison course with whackiness!

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He could try them on over his spandex pants...

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Eeeeeewwwwww!

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And a Lone Ranger mask!! rofl.gif

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