Billy and Bubba were repairing the mobile home. They went to the lumber yard for supplies.
Billy: Howdy there. We need some 1x2s. Clerk: Well, we have them in all lengths. How long do you want? Billy: Just a minute. (Confers with Bubba.) We want 'em for a long time.
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As they were fixing the siding on their trailer, Billy noticed Bubba throwing away about half the nails.
Billy: Hey there Bubba, whatcha throwin away them nails fer? Bubba: They done got the heads on the wrong side. Billy: Ya idjit! Them're fer the other side of the house!
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Bill and Bubba decide to take the afternoon off and go fishing. The drive to the lake and rent a rowboat. In about an hour, they've caught their limit. Bubba takes out a big marker and draws an X in the bottom of the boat.
Billy: Hey there Bubba, whatcha draw that big X fer? Bubba: This here's such a good spot, I wanna find it when we come back. Billy: Ya idjit! What makes ya think we'll git the same boat?
-- Edited by Roper at 16:42, 2007-07-02
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The ability to qualify for, receive, and act on personal revelation is the single most important skill that can be acquired in this life. - Julie Beck
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
What what can you make from baked beans and onions? Tear gas.
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