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A friend of my brother's emailed this.  Pretty funny yet a bit sad at the same time.



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I wonder if it will cause anyone to see what the fuss is about? Seems to me that stuff like this usually backfires.

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Yeah, when they say, "Don't pray" seems kinda' like a hint to me...

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What, did they have an overrun of baptists turned mormon there or something? Hmmm. I'd be putting a different message on my sign, if I were them.


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Yeah, they could put up a sign that said, "Last stop til the Land of Mormon"

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If by 'they' the baptists mean 'God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost,' then I totally agree.  biggrin

Who else would be answering prayers?


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Well, as should be perfectly clear, Mormons can read thoughts and put them into your brain. So when you think you're praying, it's really them darn mormons who have infected your mind!

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Thus, our evil plot is working. Mawahhahah!

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Thus, our evil plot is working. Mawahhahah!

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I thought as much...

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Geez, Cat and Poncho must have upset those Baptists!!!!

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I'm ticked that the stupid Bountiful software only let's you link to pictures, not upload them...

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Cool!! rofl.gif

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Here, have some kohl und pinkle fahrt, coco! devilish.gif

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Geez, Cat and Poncho must have upset those Baptists!!!!




Ahh- who around here knows what we REALLY did this weekend? We caused all sorts of trouble.evileye.gifJust who around here tipped the baptists off?

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 16:10, 2007-07-23

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Did you invite them to a BBQ?

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Maybe you have pickle farts.

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Did you invite them to a BBQ?





Yeah we did. I guess they had a problem with that.

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Homestar Runner wrote:



 I wish that I were that good at photoshop.



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Looks like they didn't listen to the first sign.  Here's the latest.



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It ain't photoshop Arbi... I've got some too, but I can't upload them since this durn forum setup only allows linking to other websites... :grrr:

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Love it! clap.gif

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cat, yer such a whiner. Shut up and eat yer pinkle fahrts.

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Hey, I have it on good authority that Cat only whines when he feels he has good reason to. So there. As long as he doesn't do it here at home. biggrin.gif

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My question is: Will Poncho whine when Cat comes home with pinkle fahrt breath?

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hiccups wrote:

My question is: Will Poncho whine when Cat comes home with pinkle fahrt breath?

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Well yeah, but I'm allowed to whine.smile.gif

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Nice thought - get all the whining out when we're on bountiful, then we can appear semi-normal irl. nod.gif

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I'm trying to show some signs here, but I don't think it is working...

ETA... well, it did work, but you don't have any control over placement or captions or the like...

-- Edited by Cat Herder at 11:44, 2007-07-24

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Those are great. The last two are especially funny.

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Here is one.

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Not a church sign, but I thought this was equally appropriate...

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This is a funny thread... as humor moderator, I approve of evil plots... :) Way to go, Poncho!

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Here's some others I thought were clever:







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Here's another one.

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That's a good one Arb. I had a girlfriend in highschool who was Assembly of God. Her family didn't agree with my religion at all. Her grandfather was the preacher in the local congregation. Luckilly it didn't work out.

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too bad she didn't join the church, though... :) That's the ultimate revenge in preacher fathers... :)

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What do you think, this guy probably was rejected by e-Harmony.com?



-- Edited by Cat Herder at 09:51, 2007-07-25

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Somehow, when I saw this sign, I thought of certain folks on this forum who chose to make fun of an age old tradition in and around Bremen Germany just because of the name...  evileye


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As you can see, it really works at cutting down on the stress!

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teehee... biggrin.gif

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Inspired by another thread...

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