If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
Well, I doubt they are quite to the point of wanting to sell he who eateth, sleepeth, crieth and filleth the diapers yet. But maybe he can take your name as an interested potential buyer before they start listing on e-Bay...
(in other words, I didn't get the joke when I first read your initial response... I thought it was a straight question about the merit of the post being considered a classified... oops! My bad! )
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
The funny thing is that I try to persuade him to be a pirate or whatnot, and he insists that I dress him in this. You can probably tell by the grin on his face that he loves it. My husband thinks I'm going to give him an identity crisis, but I figure he'll grow out of it.