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beefche


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I wasn't sure where to put this, so if arbi thinks it should be moved, move it on.

Mitt Romney did a "Letterman" type of countdown of why he quit the race.  He gave this at some political dinner in DC.  Too funny!

10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasnt room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.



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That's funny. One of my non member employees came in today and was laughing about it. He is still dissapointed that Mitt isn't on the ticket.

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Very cool he can joke about it. he seems a really neat person, despite all the trashing people did of him...

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That's good. I still like him. But if McCain tries to get him as a running-mate, I'd yell, "Don't do it!!"

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I smiled and snickered softly until I read this one:

"I fell at a campaign rally and broke my hair."

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I'm not sure why that struck me so funny.


Hee heee heee...

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