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Glocks are crap


Freud was right about guns.



















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What was it that Freud said? That those who own them have some repressed need to be coddled by their mothers? Or was it that they represent the secret longing for Josh Grobin music?

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No fair baiting the moderator.

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Didn't want Mirk to get bored or anything. I was just trying to be helpful. pray.gif

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I don't make it a habit to bait people who can issue me tickets for moving violations.

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He has to find me first. sprint.gif

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Well I don't know if glocks are crap, but they ARE for sissies.


And arbi, I've no idea what you could be talking about.  floating.gif

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arbilad wrote:

I don't make it a habit to bait people who can issue me tickets for moving violations.





So true. Rub Mirk the one way and all he has to do is place a call to a Police Department nearest you and it's over man... doh.gif
He's got connections.

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 10:54, 2007-10-21

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Fortunately he is MORE likely to pummel you with bad YouTube videos! giggle.gif

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And food storage is for militant skinhead conspiracy theorists.

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it starts.... giggle.gif

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I guess mirk thinks we all know what significance that video holds... confuse.gif

And DangerousBob looks like such a nice guy...

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They may be crap but no one ever argues with a guy who is pointing one at you.

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interesting point Jase...

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Now don't be hatin'.

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What the heck's G26? weirdface.gif

Don't worry mirk, my next gun's gonna' be a Glock. thumbsup.gif

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Glock 26

That is the Glock 26...makes a nice backup.

My primary is the Glock 17.

Glock 17

-- Edited by mirkwood at 12:27, 2007-10-22

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Cuz you know mirk's a real life Jason Bourne! biggrin.gif

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Not sure about this dissin' on Glocks here, they may not be sexy like a tricked out 1911 type, more like the girl next door, decent looking, not high maintenance, always function and work right, reliable, don't wear out, always ready when you need them.

Have three myself: G17, G19, G23. Guess that might me a polygamist?!?!?!

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You wish. rofl.gif

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If I had a gun, I would like a luger...

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Tha's the thing you spit out the window when yer driving...

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Nah... that's a luggee...

Chuck Norris spits lugers out the window when he's a drivin... wink.gif

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I've a buddy with a bunch of guns. He doesn't like glocks.

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He must be some kind of dumbass.

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Nah, he just likes other models of guns better. I don't remember his reasoning, he seems to say it broke more often than his other guns.

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Didn't you see the flippin' video? He must've used it underwater.

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I'm not a big gun guy, so I can't really explain exactly what didn't work for him.. I suppose I could email him and ask... it's been some years...

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rayb wrote:

Nah, he just likes other models of guns better. I don't remember his reasoning, he seems to say it broke more often than his other guns.


I'm thinking it's entirely possible he says stuff like that as a way to test the knowledge of whoever he's talking to.  Glocks don't break.

I wish I could find the website - a guy decided to see what he could do to break his glock over a course of many months.  He'd bury it in mud overnight, then bang it against the pavement to clean it, and fire a clip.  His overnight tests included immersing it in saltwater, sand, gravel, ice, and a bunch of other stuff.  After one mudbath, he cleaned it by tying it to a rope and dragging it down the street behind his truck.

Yes, pieces broke off of it.  It became corroded and lost accuracy.  But he couldn't get it to not load a bullet and fire it.

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Glock did that test. It may be on their website. They used to issue a small magazine once a year detailing all those tests.

I've carried three different Glocks over the last 10 1/2 years. I have yet to have a malfunction with any of them after thousands of rounds. Glock is probably the most durable handgun made.

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I've always taken your word for that Mirky... wink.gifthumbsup.gif

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Plus, Glocks and ARs are the official priesthood arms authorized.

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Hey, I was never issued any firearm when I was ordained to either the AP or the MP!

No fair! wink.gif

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