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rayb


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If this isn't a sign of the times, I don't know what is!?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275035,00.html

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Oh Ray, that's nothing to be concerned about.  The midi-chlorians conceived it by the will of the Force.

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rayb


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It is the Shark that will bring balance to the force...

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It will just spread to all species eventually, don't you know?

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That shark need a man just like a woman needed a bicycle....errrr something like that.

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rayb wrote:

It is the Shark that will bring balance to the force...


Too bad it died a few hours after they found it. I guess now that the force will never be balanced.

 



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If bringing balance to the force means many years of oppression by a Sith Lord, then I say leave it unbalanced.

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Phew! We dodged a horrible future... good job guys! We did it!!biggrin

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Did what...???  what did I miss???  Dang, a day late and a dollar short, AGAIN!weirdface

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We stopped the doom of the Universe, duh!

Now I must go ride into the sunset on my Liger!

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OH... no wonder I didn't "get it"... we are in the land of Fantasy or possibly SciFi... 
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I think this thread has jumped the shark.

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I would have made an off color comment using the subject of the thread and a different combination of your words, but I'd probably get in trouble with our new moderator.
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-- Edited by arbilad at 08:49, 2007-05-25

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You didn't make Polly an ubermoderator did you? If not... have at it with the off color comment. wink.gif

Of course, sharks are strange and wonderous creatures... full of midifiles and chlorine. Are the scientists sure the baby wasn't just budded off the parent? Or perhaps it is the result of trying to graft a new fin on... But, the Farce can do great and silly things. Has anyone checked with the Ministry of Funny Walks about this situation? Surely they have a grant that can be applied for to cover this scenario...

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arbilad wrote:
 but I'd probably get in trouble with our new moderator.
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Sure... cause I am "practically perfect in every way"...  oh wait... wrong sugary personality...  wink

BTW, and FWIW...  I love my new.gif  title  number1.gif  nod.gif  clap.gif  As my 17 yo would say... It RAWKS dude!!!  weirdface  I have to ask... what ARE they teaching our kids in HS English???  rofl.gif



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So many opportunities for snide comments, so little time. I'll limit myself to just one.

what ARE they teaching our kids in HS English???
Apparently, how to be a homosexual, stories about "families" with two daddies or two mommies, or perhaps just comparing Bush to Hitler.

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In ENGLISH class???  Man that just seems SO wrong... shocked.gif  Actually, my question is about the lazy grammar...  UGH!  I was an English minor (though it's hard to tell that by my current skill base...)


I am thinking: Roomba Demonstrator at Costco as a new career... What'cha all think???  I'm kinda tired of accounting...   yawn


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Well, we had an incident like that in Colorado. Now you've made me curious and I'll have to look it up! There was a teacher here who went on and on about Bush, comparing him to Hitler. And his subject wasn't History or Politics. I forget what his subject was, but it might have been English.
My momma done taught me some good English rules. So, even though I hated English class, my grammar isn't horrible and my spelling is pretty good.
Roomba Demonstrator sounds good. Or you could train as a survival course leader!

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So sad... there just doesn't seem to be enough openings in my corner of the world for "sloths" these days...  wink.gif

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