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Just when you thought it was safe to joke about squirrels


Don't joke about squirrels.

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As anyone knows, the squirrel is the most vicious, blood thirsty, violent rodent on the planet. They are a real threat to man's existence, even a greater threat than global warming. Why would anyone put something so dangerous in crates. Someone needs to use some common sense.

The only good squirrel is a dead one!

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Jason



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salesortonscom wrote:

As anyone knows, the squirrel is the most vicious, blood thirsty, violent rodent on the planet. They are a real threat to man's existence, even a greater threat than global warming.



No, no, the squirrels are vicious because of global warming, silly.

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Yea, Jason, just think of it. Southern California summers are hot enough as it is. With it getting warmer, the squirrels need to take their frustrations out somehow.

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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!
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I'm sorry I missed the Global Warming connection. The Soylent Green I've been snacking on must be hurting my cognative skills!! If only people would follow the example of Al Gore and buy Carbon Credits.......

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Jason



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Haven't you heard, he is now selling Soylent Yellow credits! The more Soylent Green you eat, the more Soylent Yellow credits you will have freed up that you can then sell to those who are not eating their quota of Soylent Green!

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Using my very best Charleton Heston voice,

"Soylent Yellow is Squirrel!!!!!"

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Jason

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