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ONLY HERE!!
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All Humor is to be kept strictly here in this particular forum only. Anyone caught doing humor outside of this forum, shall be severly flogged...
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A Substitute Teaching Experience
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I once substituted for a 5th grade teacher for a week, and during that week all the 5th grade classes were to read the book "Number The Stars", which is set during the WW2 German occupation of Denmark. To make the story more interesting, I told the class some things that my wife had observed a...
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A Nun Grading Papers
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Unofficial census
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OFFICIAL UTAH COUNTY FEDERAL CENSUS FORM 1. _____________________ (Given name) 2. _____________________ (SURNAME) 3. Descendant of: A. Brigham Young _____B. Heber C. Kimball _____C. Laman and Lemuel _____D. Cain _____4. Tribe of Israel : _____________________5. Number of occupants residi...
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Global Warming
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New more than unanimous consensus on global warming.
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Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh
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His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who gorged on prunes ---------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh His magici...
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World's Shortest Books
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The World's Shortest Books: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ___________________...
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Drill Team for Retired Guys
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This is funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSI9YYGUW90
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Letter from Camp
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> > Letter from Camp > > Dear Mom and Dad, > > Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case > you saw the flood on TV and are worried. > > We are OK. Only one of our tents and > 2 sleeping bags got washed away. > > Luckily, none of us got drowned because we w...
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One liner about Arlen Specter
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I heard yesterday that Arlen Specter changed parties, but then I found out he's still a Democrat.
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Global Warming humor
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This is from netfunny.com: " . . . Perhaps of even greater significance is the continuous and profound distrust of science and technology that the environmental movement displays. The environmental movement maintains that science and technology cannot be relied upon to build a safe atomic power...
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Old humor
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This is from netfunny.com, and is from about 17 years ago. I wrote these for our campus humor paper before Christmas break. Some are UCSD specific, like our new rule banning "fighting words." Some were written before Romania revolted. And some might be offensive. Bearing that in mind... The first a...
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Vogon humor
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This is absolutely hilarious if you've a) read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and b) you're familiar with modern web jargon. If you fit in both those categories you'll have wild spasms of hilarity while reading this: The sweat stood out cold on Ford Prefect's brow, and slid round the electrodes str...
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Word Association Game
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Simple game: (yep, I admit that I am BORED today...) What do you think of when you hear the word/SHORT phrase??????? (a phrase must be 3 words or less) I'll start: nightmare -- Edited by PollyAnna at 12:11, 2007-09-22
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Dilbert comic about bailout
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How to get out of debt. (Everybody has a gimmick.)
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[video=http://www.hulu.com/watch/1389/saturday-night-live-dont-buy-stuff#s-p9-sa-i0]
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Surprised?
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In a Pullman Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However,one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirem...
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Dilbert Strip
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I thought that this Dilbert strip was amusing.
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Rules for gunfights
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Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight RULES FOR A GUN, KNIFE, BASEBALL BAT OR FIST FIGHT 1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 2. Anythin...
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Atheist holiday
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Six reasons not to mess with children
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(1) A litle girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated...
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Thanksgiving Divorce
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Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We c...
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Synchronized swimming
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where are the proof readers?
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Newspaper Headlines are sometimes a bit odd. ============================ Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he...
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Why engineers don't write cookbooks
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Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1. 532.35 cm3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechui...
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well, now we know who Mirk voted for...
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but I do wonder who the other three people were. http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081107
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Mirk's favorite candidate
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http://dailypundit.com/?p=30387
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Palin editorial cartoons
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Someone forwarded these editorial cartoons to me.
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Man, funniest thing I have heard, The Front Fell Off!
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The front fell off. A wave hit it. At sea? Yeah, chance in a million.
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Adolescent humor
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I was wondering what jokes you people knew that appealed to adolescent boys. My 13 year old son is discovering the joy of mood swings, and the one reliable method of cheering him up is to tell jokes that appeal to adolescent boys. For instance, at dinner tonight my wife remarked, when the almost 3 year ol...
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