His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who gorged on prunes ---------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stagecoach --------------- Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh The bird-lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh And his niece who travels in an motor home ------ Winnie Bay Gogh
Very funny - unless you pronounce Gogh as the Europians do, with a harsh guttural sound on the end.
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