I don't know what is worse from an embarrasment standpoint... the flatulence or the feeling the need to light a match on the plane to cover up the smell...
We now need to have a "fart in" at the local airports to support the rights of those unfortunate individuals who have to pass gas on a plane, but want to cover up the smell by lighting a match...
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams