You enter the Wizard's Lair and find a shelf of potions, each with a label, but you have room for just one potion left, which one do you take? [14 vote(s)]
Btw, Arb, the previous is a GOOD poll... one that everyone can take and not one of those smarmy polls that makes people feel bad for not knowing philosophy!
--Ray
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I'm not slow; I'm special. (Don't take it personally, everyone finds me offensive. Yet somehow I manage to live with myself.)
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
Potion of Poop?! Let me just say... EEEEEEEEEW! (Know whutta mean, Vern?)
Why not just call it by it's common name... a laxative...
I chose Potion of Youth. Without youth, none of the rest of the potions are gonna do you much good anyway. Hey, cool, when I edit my response here, I can change the names... I think I will...
Dang the edit of the answer names didn't work... I was gonna add to Potion of Poop the words "for the Intestinally Challenged"...
-- Edited by Cat Herder at 15:22, 2006-11-06
-- Edited by Cat Herder at 15:39, 2006-11-06
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
BTW, I'm assuming that we got permission from the wizard first, since good LDS don't steal.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
I chose the Potion of Stamina because I have a huge lab report on tensile strength due tomorrow for my MSE class, as well as the prelab for our heat treatment lab, and then I have to do my mechanics of solids homework. I get to experience stress and strain while learning about them. Who needs sleep? (and of course, I procrastinate and take random polls)
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Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
— Oscar Wilde
The potion of shapeshifting is so obviously the best. I could be anything and go anywhere. Excellent.
Oh, look! I'm a cell phone ! Now I'm an outlet ! Now a teddy bear ! And I am SPAM !
How fun was that?
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
I dunno. I like alot of them. Can we add the potion of wealth? Or is that too materialistc? I'm not talking alot of wealth, just enough to know what I would post on the "million dollar thread."
! Now I'm an outlet 
! Now a teddy bear 
! And I am SPAM 
!
