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Understander of unimportant things

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Here are some signs...


Very appropriate for a the current season...


http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103444.html


And then there is this one...


http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/115454.html


Okay, here is a more serious one...


http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103032.html



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Wise and Revered Master

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Don't get me started on all those signs!


 


And the sign said,
"Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply."
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man.
I think you'll do."
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that.
Ha, me workin' for you."

Whoa, sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scen'ry.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

And the sign said,
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight."
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face,
'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
You can't even watch. No, you can't even..
You ain't supposed to be here.
The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card
To get inside." Uh.

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Kneel down and pray."
And when the passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign.
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me.
I'm alive and doin' fine."

Whoo! Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Sign, sign



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Jason



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Jason: Are you a long-haired hippy people?

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Wise and Revered Master

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rayb wrote:



Jason: Are you a long-haired hippy people?



Err, uh.  Hey just because I'm from California yer assuming I'm a long haired hippy people?  For the record, I don't have long hair!


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Understander of unimportant things

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Speaking of long hair... Beserker Warrior Son #2 has his 4th birthday today... yesterday, he wore his brand new costume to pre-school for the "fashion show" at school... they can't even call it a lousy Halloween party...


Anyway, ye would be proud of him!  Quite the swashbuckler be he!  Aaaar!  Capt Cat Herder, Jr. shall he be called this Halloween.  His hat even come with a pirate's hair piece... from the back, it looks much like a mop used to swab the decks, mateys!  Aaaaar!  Long and scraggly... but likewise, a hippie he not be...



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