And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people Need not apply." So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why. He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man. I think you'll do." So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that. Ha, me workin' for you."
Whoa, sign, sign. Everywhere a sign. Blockin' out the scen'ry. Breakin' my mind. Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?
And the sign said, "Anybody caught trespassin' Will be shot on sight." So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right To put up a fence to keep me out, But to keep Mother Nature in? If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, 'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"
Sign, sign. Everywhere a sign. Blockin' out the scenery. Breakin' my mind. Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?
Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read? You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat. You can't even watch. No, you can't even.. You ain't supposed to be here. The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card To get inside." Uh.
And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in. Kneel down and pray." And when the passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper And I made up my own little sign. I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine."
Whoo! Sign, sign. Everywhere a sign. Blockin' out the scenery. Breakin' my mind. Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?
Speaking of long hair... Beserker Warrior Son #2 has his 4th birthday today... yesterday, he wore his brand new costume to pre-school for the "fashion show" at school... they can't even call it a lousy Halloween party...
Anyway, ye would be proud of him! Quite the swashbuckler be he! Aaaar! Capt Cat Herder, Jr. shall he be called this Halloween. His hat even come with a pirate's hair piece... from the back, it looks much like a mop used to swab the decks, mateys! Aaaaar! Long and scraggly... but likewise, a hippie he not be...
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."