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Fish found inside duck egg


Fish found inside duck egg

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Undoubtedly the work of the evil Karl Rove. 

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Was there nothing else inside the egg?  No duck embryo, yolk or the like?


Me thinks that it is a case of one of those faberge egg thingees... you know, where you poke a small hole in an egg and suck out the innards so the egg is a hollow shell.  Plop a few minnow eggs in the hollow shell, and "seal" the hole back up with some nutrients inside and then in short order, you have some minnows in a duck egg...


 



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Those ducks are really perverted molesting those fish.  Hence the reason duck hunting was invented!

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Could it be the latest ploy by the survivors of the mutant squirrel pogrom?



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The conspiracy gets even more sinister, thanks for pointing it out.  Those squirrels will stop at nothing to take over the world.  Their are even becoming immune to the Tomacolatte laced peanuts I've been feeding them!



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Dang!  There goes that revenue stream of selling Tomacollate brand tomacolate as a pesticide additive.  Hmmm.  Will need to talk with R&D and see if they can refine it into a more concentrated form that even mutant squirrels will not overcome.  Of course, either way, all we have to do is market it differently, raise prices, and then blame the other ingredients for being inactive or causing the problem.  Then, we bring out the pure stuff... Tomacollate XL Industrial Strength.

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In the olden days, someone would take this incident and start a new religion... now we just sit around on our hands and try to figure it out with science... Bah! Science has taken all the fun out of life.


--Ray


 



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We have to be careful, if we make it too strong they will have to get a pesticide use permit from the county ag commissioner and then monthly pesticide use reports will have to be submitted.  What we need is to make a campaign contribution to Senator Casholla so he will put a rider on a bill to allow us to sell the new industrial strength Tomacollate XL furniture polish and baby formula.  I've already got Ron Popeil lined up for the infomercial.


It dices, it slices, it pulverizes.  It even juliannes fries.  It can cut through this steel pipe and you can still shave a cat with it.



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