A coworker mentioned that Quiznos, a sandwich chain based out of Boulder, is running a spot where an oven with a deep male voice encourages a male worker to put that "foot long of tasty Quizno's goodness" in him. If you think that's disgusting, I'm not relating every sexualized element of the commercial. You can find the commercial on the internet if you want, but I wouldn't suggest it. I'm sorry I watched it.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams