I gotta say my first thought here was buying the right size might keep the things from exploding.
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What was a 52 year old woman doing putting on a low-rise string thong with pieces of metal on it? That is the relevant question.
Or I could see defense counsel saying, "Could the plaintiff please demonstrate putting on the thong as she would have been doing so at the time of the alleged injury?"
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What was a 52 year old woman doing putting on a low-rise string thong with pieces of metal on it? That is the relevant question.
I'm guessing you're not 52 yet, Val. You might find that you still have a bit of desire to be sexy (or have your wife be sexy) at that age. Sheesh.
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Yo, no one over 35 should be wearing short shorts, unless yer a marathon runner so where you get the idea that less is more on a 52 year old, I jess don't know!
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I don't know where anyone would get the idea that our culture idolizes youth.
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