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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,358424,00.html

"A 12-year-old girl picking up a seedless watermelon from a bin was stung Sunday by a tan, inch-long scorpion..."

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Seedless. Figures. People always trying to cut corners, aren't they?

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Yeah, but it was a BIG scorpion, so she was Ok. wink.gif (Indiana Jones reference there, y'all).

My nephew worked at a grocery store in a podunk little Northern Alberta town. They had a shipment of bananas come in with a freakin' NEST of tarantulas in it.

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What did they do with 'em?

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You know, I never thought to ask...

My nephew's coming to visit this Sunday, I'll find out then.

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I just noticed your new sig, Dianoia. I'm assuming you're talking to Mirk. giggle.gif

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I love watermelon and I will risk life and limb to eat them! *draws sword*

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*laughs at Coco's sad sword picture*

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En Guard!! *whoosh*

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*laughs at your paper flapping around*

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*then, noticing it's actually her left lapel, hic thinks twice*

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rofl.gif

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dianoia wrote:

You know, I never thought to ask...

My nephew's coming to visit this Sunday, I'll find out then.


Did you?



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I just noticed your new sig, Dianoia. I'm assuming you're talking to Mirk. giggle.gif


Actually, I'm not. It's another Buffy quote (one of my favorites, actually), but it's too long for my sig.

So just for your reading pleasure, here's the whole thing.... 

Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just [in a French accent], "I mock you with my monkey pants." And then there's a big coup at the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz:All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?

But we can also use it for mirk if you want. biggrin.gif

ETA: And I forgot to ask my nephew. In fact, I even thought to myself in the middle of dinner conversation, "Don't forget to ask about the tarantulas." But I still forgot. I'll have to facebook him.


-- Edited by dianoia at 12:04, 2008-06-03

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dianoia wrote:

But we can also use it for mirk if you want. biggrin.gif

Yes, I think that's only right. nod.gif



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