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arbilad


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A mother was upset when she observed what seemed to be fun straws in the shape of the male organ.

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If Andrea Bailey wants something to gripe about, she needs to walk down the 'prostitot' clothing aisle.



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Sometimes a straw is just a straw and a potato chip or grill cheese sandwhich doesn't have anything to do with the virgin mary.

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Huh. It could be a Cowboy Hat - like the Arby's sign. It could be the Space Shuttle. It is also the shape of the squash on Veggie Tales. Give me a break. This lady has been reading too many romance novels.

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I thought it was the Arby's hat.

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Is it upside down? confuse.gif

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Not necessarily.  That particular peice of anatomy can assume several positions.  wink.gif

-- Edited by bokbadok at 10:42, 2008-03-18

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But possibly?

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I tend to be oblivious to some things. Like there are those who claim that a disgruntled artist inserted a picture of a phallus into the Little Mermaid movie. I've never noticed such a thing.

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If a 16-22 year old boy is the designer of the straw, she may have a case. Otherwise, it is just a shape.

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Psshhh. Coming from "Organ-ist" that means what? rofl.gif

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arbilad wrote:

I tend to be oblivious to some things. Like there are those who claim that a disgruntled artist inserted a picture of a phallus into the Little Mermaid movie. I've never noticed such a thing.


It was on the very early release versions of the cover, years ago, it has since changed, but was definitely there.

In this case, sometimes a straw is just a straw.



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Maybe she's gonna sue for mental anguish...

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Maybe she's just too focused on phalluses.

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I think it's phalli. Not that I'd know, of course.

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