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arbilad


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A couple of brothers have started a "Jedi Church" in Wales. Maybe someone should tell them about a religion (ours) that offers a chance at real God like powers.

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Requirements for Membership:

Must be able to borrow parents car for road trips.

Basement room in parents house must be large enough to accomodate Star Wars Role Playing Tournament.

Must have own costume of Starwars character.

Must have no chance of ever getting lucky with a woman.

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Jason (Formerly salesortonscom)

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And yes, your mom can sew your costume/religious robes.

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Mahonri


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Different strokes for different folks.

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Cat Herder


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Entreprenuership is alive and well in the UK... Do they offer a discount on tithing?

Love this particular comment in the article: "We live normal day-to-day lives." Oh yeah... a male hairdresser and a musician are what every guy in his early twenties does for a living. rofl.gif

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