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rayb


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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071218/D8TJHR480.html

Mitt's not ashamed to admit he cries. Coco should definitely vote for him now... rolleyes

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Wow! Where can we buy those bottled tears? I hear, they cure cancer, eliminate debt, and will keep vampires and Ron Paul supportes at bay.

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So long as it's not emotional blubbering during Testimony mtg. I'm okay with that.

Truth be told, the Nat'l Anthem makes me cry and military cemetaries do as well.

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Everyone knows, if you cry, it's more true; but what if you only CLAIM to have cried? I think it's still more true.

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Coco, would you be moved at a testimony meeting held at a military cemetary with the national anthem playing in the background? wink.gif

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There's the Hoss I know and love... (You know I posted this thread to bait you in to weeping with every fibre of your being for the truthfulness of Mitt, right? biggrin.gif )

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If you fake cry, others will feel it's more true, too. tears.gif (This goes for testimonies or lying in general.)

Actually, the most moving Nat'l Anthem I've heard was in my ward after my mom and I had returned from a two month trip to Europe. It was Fast Sunday in July and we sung the Nat. Anthem. That. Was. Awesome. thumbsup.gif

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rayb wrote:

There's the Hoss I know and love... (You know I posted this thread to bait you in to weeping with every fibre of your being for the truthfulness of Mitt, right? biggrin.gif )

--Ray


CURSES!!!!!    I've been manipulated again!!!  I wonder if the real world is as easily swayed by fake tears as the Mormon world?  Methinks not.biggrin



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Cocobeem wrote:

If you fake cry, others will feel it's more true, too. tears.gif (This goes for testimonies or lying in general.)

This is good info to know for in case I ever start dating (I was going to say "again," but I never really dated, ever).



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Mormon world loves fake tears!

(I think I have just the gal for you, Hoss...)

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Does she dig Michael McLean? Because if so, we can spend LOTS of time appart (which she will likely appreciate).

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Oh Coco... you know better than to talk to Hoss about mormon women... :)

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What's Hoss got agin mormon womens?

Or is it the mormon womens who be havin' sumfin agin him?

Hoss, you remembers what soap and water are fer, don't ya? wink.gif

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I had a Zone Leader, Quito, Ecuador, December 1977... Elder Scarber who in Zone Meetings would try to teach us how to cry, if we couldn't cry when we bore our testimonies. He was REALLY good. I'll never forget some of the other Elder's thought he was for real and I just laughed until I almost cried!

Later, when I was serving as a Zone Leader myself one lazy Monday PM, when I couldn't think of a spiritual thought to motivate them for the rest of the week, I taught my zone how to cry.

I still hear about it years later. Here I was, Elder Straightlaced... and I started out the meeting by saying, "You know the people really love it when you are bearing your testimony if you cry." Within minutes I had huge crocodile tears streaming down my face. I didn't bear my testimony like Scarber did, but I had some of them just looking at me with unbelief. Finally our District Leader couldn't take it anymore and he just started laughing out loud. Before it was over we were all laughing so hard we all had tears in our eyes. It was pretty hillarious.

I'm not as good as I used to be.... but ol' Scarber could cry at the drop of a hat.

I hear he is now a policeman in Superior, AZ. I should go speeding through there someday and if he pulls me over, I think I'll start crying....



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I guess I have a natural gift when it comes to crying during emotional moments. :)


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Dude... you and me both... no one can accuse either of us of not being in touch with our sensitive side! wink.gif

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Cat Herder wrote:

What's Hoss got agin mormon womens?

Absolutely nothing, so long as they're married to someone else. biggrin



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Mahonri wrote:
I hear he is now a policeman in Superior, AZ. I should go speeding through there someday and if he pulls me over, I think I'll start crying....

I must say, I COMPLETELY appreciated this this morning. biggrin




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Cat Herder wrote:

Dude... you and me both... no one can accuse either of us of not being in touch with our sensitive side! wink.gif


I must Confess that I cried at the end of my Fathers Day talk.  I was shocked and mightily appalled.
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I'm shocked too. You've destroyed my whole image of you. Now I'm weeping... oh wait... I never stopped weeping... I'm always weeping... inside... for Hoss...

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You did WHAT? jawdrop.gif

Yeah, you can just forget that pistol-packin' double-D mama I had in mind for YOU! disbelief.gif

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I was overcome!!!

I quickly hung my head in shame and didn't wear my big white hat for the rest of the block.

Cut a guy some slack. biggrin

-- Edited by Hoss Cartwright at 12:41, 2007-12-20

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DaKnife wrote:

Wow! Where can we buy those bottled tears? I hear, they cure cancer, eliminate debt, and will keep vampires and Ron Paul supportes at bay.

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I'm not scared of Mitt's tears....unless they are fake...then they just make me mad.



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A special serum to make Mirk mad, eh? (Ray rubs his hands together...) Muwahahahaha...

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Pulls out special anti-rayb device...







































The tazer!!!

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