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Future Queen in Zion

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dirty laundry


dirty laundry, naughty stuff
unclean, bad, unchaste,
first, there was just a little
now it's reached up to my waist;

the clothes are mating,
fornicating,
so doing laundry
I am hating,
but it's worse
when I keep waiting.



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fornicating.... giggle.gif

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Keeper of the Holy Grail

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That is nothing to laugh at. disbelief.gif

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I don't get the end. What are you waiting for?

--Ray

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I'd say, based on the content of the rest of the poem, she must be waiting for the clothes to get decent again... wink.gif

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scandalous!

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I once heard Bruce R. McConkie say that you should never ever, ever publicize sin.

and there you go airing your dirty laundry for everyone....

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Bok's post + sig line

fornicating.... giggle.gif  You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Laundry is worse if you keep waiting to do it. DUH.

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I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
Its interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre stiff
Kick em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When its said and done we havent told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

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Keeper of the Holy Grail

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By Lisa Marie! headbang.gif

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the answer to laundry is to burn every other load. eventually there won't be any laundry to do . . .

of course, that might lead to other problems . . .   eyepopping.gif

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