I'm sorry but this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time... and yet very sad... and yet perfectly in keeping with the Spongebobian way of stuff...
This one's dedicated to Cat. Hey Cat, how'd the scout meeting go? (Email me!) --Ray
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I'm not slow; I'm special. (Don't take it personally, everyone finds me offensive. Yet somehow I manage to live with myself.)
Yeah, it's funny, until you start thinking about how not-far-from-the-truth it is. How many people has the Chinese government executed in the lead-in-toys scandal so far? One was in the news this week, plus one suicide a few weeks ago.
My keyboard was made in China. Probably the computer and monitor too. I'm a supporter of "help them with free markets, and they'll demand free lives in time", but it's sure taking it's dang sweet time.
LM
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And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, seven hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all.