This is something I got in email from a woman I know. Note that I do not believe the punch line, but I think it's very funny. Hopefully this won't offend anyone.
Proof that women are evil! I apologize in advance to all the women reading this forum, but the truth must be heard!
We all know that women require two things: time and money:
women = (time)(money)
We've all heard the saying that time is money:
time = money, therefore:
women = (money)(money) or women = (money)^2
We all know that money is the root of all evil:
money = (sqrt)evil, therefore:
women = (money)^2 = [(sqrt)evil]^2 = evil
women = evil
I'm sorry but the math doesn't lie!!!
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Hey, that ain't nothin' new! It is just them fancy mathmatical learnin' that is proving a truth my Seminary Teacher told us future men-folk one morning about 24 years ago... that womens wuz the root to all evil. Even the evil womens to be in class that mornin' didn't get it, cuz they wuz too asleep!
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
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