Would someone please explain why there's an upside down ice cream maker hanging from the chandelier?
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Alright, let's plot the downfall of the "new" saloon, which is really just an apostate break-off from the REAL, GENUINE, ORIGINAL, TRUE saloon. (Not trying to give any offense here, btw.)
WHO'S WITH ME???
-- Edited by Cocobeem at 16:58, 2007-09-12
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Awwww... this is so touching!! Taking back the Original Saloon after it was tainted!! Here! Here!! This is such a great moment!! We should all gather in a big group hug, and take a picture... Anyone up for Scrapbooking!?
--Ray
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ALLRIGHT! That's enough of that! *shoots Ray in the @$$ with Mirk's Glock*
(Thanks, for letting me "borrow" that Mirk! I owe ya a Diet Coke!)
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Hey hiccups... here's Son2's old slingshot and some choke-cherries... Son2 doesn't use it anymore... you can keep it... (FYI, in case you didn't understand... it's to keep ray in line next time the Glock is busy!!!)
Thank you very much, Polly. I'll start practicing right away!
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
OH C'mon. I thought even Jase would get a kick out of that vid link... :) Manly guns blowing up stuff... and me singing manly... you're just a crowd of ingrates!!
Fine... I know what you'll all like... ABBA! No one hates ABBA!!
Ray sings...
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for the place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come in to look for a king Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the musics high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine Youre in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Youre a teaser, you turn em on Leave them burning and then youre gone Looking out for another, anyone will do Youre in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
This one's dedicated to Cat!!
--Ray
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Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.....reloads....everyone out and back to the New Saloon....this one is now closed down....too much fly ice cream and Dr Laura talk....
Yes, it's really a song. In fact, when I was living with some roommates, one of them had a brother who is a real joker. He set the entertainment system alarm to go off at 3 am with that song blarin'. Scared the pee out of me. Not fun to get scared at 3 am and then have to change the bedsheets, darn him.
BTW, why does mirk keep shooting at the jukebox? I'm tired of having to get a new one and load all those songs again. Can't he just shoot holes in the floor or wall or somethin'?
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Speaking of Fly Icecream... We should have a movie night in the Saloon... I know the perfect movie! The Muppet Movie!!
Kermit the frog likes Dragonfly Ripple icecream... I sure hope ole Doc Hopper doesn't catch him!!
Some of the best songs from that movie... "You can't live with'em... you can't live without'em, there's something irresistibullish about'em! They made a monkey out of ole King Kong! I hope that somethin better comes along!"
--Ray
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I'm not slow; I'm special. (Don't take it personally, everyone finds me offensive. Yet somehow I manage to live with myself.)
I decided to take the opportunity to redecorate and repurpose this place after cleaning up from Mirk's shootout.
It seems this place has a feminine bent, so I'm running with the theme and stealing an O.
Welcome to the Salon. Have your hair or nails done and chat for a while.
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Sure, but you'll have to get her a Bountiful account
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
*Roper inhales three balloons of helium and starts singing for Mirkwood*
My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law And on sundays I elude the eyes and hop the turbine freight To far outside the wire, where my white-haired uncle waits.
Jump to the ground As the turbo slows to cross the borderline Run like the wind, As excitement shivers up and down my spine Down in his barn My uncle preserved for me, an old machine --- For fifty-odd years To keep it as new has been his dearest dream
I strip away the old debris, that hides a shining car A brilliant red barchetta, from a better, vanished time I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime...
Wind in my hair --- Shifting and drifting --- Mechanical music --- Adrenalin surge ---
Well-weathered leather Hot metal and oil The scented country air Sunlight on chrome The blur of the landscape Every nerve aware
*GO ALEX!* Suddenly, ahead of me, across the mountainside A gleaming alloy air-car shoots towards me, two lanes wide I spin around with shrieking tires, to run the deadly race Go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase
Drive like the wind Straining the limits of machine and man Laughing out loud With fear and hope, Ive got a desperate plan
At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded At the riverside Race back to the farm To dream with my uncle At the fireside...
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