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I'm going to that other Saloon down the street. This one reminds me too much of San Francisco!

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The one across the RIVER??? jawdrop.gif

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Wait...there's another Saloon?

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I just opened it. It's more manly than the Saloon that Ray took over with his Burlesque show and show tunes.

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So...would the new one be the Saloon for fightin'...whereas this one has the dance fight?

-- Edited by Euphrasie at 11:23, 2007-09-11

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Yep, it's the one where Hansel and Zoolander hang out. The new one is where tough people like Arnold, Stalone, and Dr. Laura hang out.

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Would someone please explain why there's an upside down ice cream maker hanging from the chandelier?

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Behold the power of cheese!!

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Dude, I will not be subjected to Dr. Laura. thumbsdown.gif

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Dr. Laura has two black belts and was interviewed by Black Belt Magazine. I think she qualifies as manly.

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Don't forget the beard and hairy knuckles!

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Dr. Laura has two pink belts, too, but that don't mean she makes the best dressed list.

*goes under ice cream maker, mouth open*

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Coco... there is a fly in your mouth now... giggle.gif

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die...

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Alright, let's plot the downfall of the "new" saloon, which is really just an apostate break-off from the REAL, GENUINE, ORIGINAL, TRUE saloon. (Not trying to give any offense here, btw.)


WHO'S WITH ME??? evileye

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 16:58, 2007-09-12

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AYE!

(Although I must submit a disclaimer that I am torn between my estrogen and testosterone hormones)

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Awwww... this is so touching!! Taking back the Original Saloon after it was tainted!! Here! Here!! This is such a great moment!! We should all gather in a big group hug, and take a picture... Anyone up for Scrapbooking!?

--Ray


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ALLRIGHT! That's enough of that! *shoots Ray in the @$$ with Mirk's Glock*

(Thanks, for letting me "borrow" that Mirk! I owe ya a Diet Coke!)

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Hey hiccups... here's Son2's old slingshot and some choke-cherries... Son2 doesn't use it anymore... you can keep it... (FYI, in case you didn't understand... it's to keep ray in line next time the Glock is busy!!!) wink.gifgiggle.gifwink.gif

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Thank you very much, Polly. I'll start practicing right away!

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Just so's you don't practice at ME!!!

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Ok, I won't aim at you until I'm done practicing. biggrin.gif

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weirdface.gif WHAT HAVE I DONE???

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Choke-cherries! Excellent! ray'll be in the outhouse all night! rofl.gif

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YOu cannot stifle my amazing singing talents!!!!



Now it's time for me to sing... with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir as backup!!

Sing with mee!!!!!!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=g3NUVmBjdbc

Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart

Live free and beauty surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you look at a star

Stay free, where no walls divide you
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide

Born free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'cause you're born free

(Stay free, where no walls divide you)
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide

Born free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'cause you're born free


--Ray



-- Edited by rayb at 01:22, 2007-09-13

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...starts throwing rotten fruit at Ray and fires a gun to the ceiling...

It ain't time for no floor show yet Ray! You just simmer down and go loosen your garders.

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 04:59, 2007-09-13

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I think I'd better go git the sheriff.

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That would mean ya need to foller me over to The New Saloon! This here establishment ain't manly 'nuff fer the sheriff!

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OH C'mon. I thought even Jase would get a kick out of that vid link... :) Manly guns blowing up stuff... and me singing manly... you're just a crowd of ingrates!!

Fine... I know what you'll all like... ABBA! No one hates ABBA!!

Ray sings...

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the musics high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Youre a teaser, you turn em on
Leave them burning and then youre gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

This one's dedicated to Cat!!


--Ray

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Oh, man. All these years I thought it said, "Dig it, the dancing queen."

*swaying to ABBA*

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I want to sing and dance and I hear that this is the place!

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Okay... that's it Ray... I was okay till you brought up ABBA... EWWWWWWW!!! no.gif

*****Heads to "the lake house"...*****

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Dude, you gotta' like ABBA.

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me...

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I heard there was ABBA here...

Yay!

I heard a parody once on "Take a chance" called "Jackie Chan." Awesome.

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One of my theme songs is from ABBA: 

sing.gif  Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a man after midnight.....sing.gif

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You're kidding right??? that's not REALLY a song??? weirdface.gif

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Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.....reloads....everyone out and back to the New Saloon....this one is now closed down....too much fly ice cream and Dr Laura talk....

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Yes, it's really a song.  In fact, when I was living with some roommates, one of them had a brother who is a real joker.  He set the entertainment system alarm to go off at 3 am with that song blarin'.  Scared the pee out of me.  Not fun to get scared at 3 am and then have to change the bedsheets, darn him.

BTW, why does mirk keep shooting at the jukebox?  I'm tired of having to get a new one and load all those songs again.  Can't he just shoot holes in the floor or wall or somethin'? 

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Speaking of Fly Icecream... We should have a movie night in the Saloon... I know the perfect movie! The Muppet Movie!!

Kermit the frog likes Dragonfly Ripple icecream... I sure hope ole Doc Hopper doesn't catch him!!

Some of the best songs from that movie... "You can't live with'em... you can't live without'em, there's something irresistibullish about'em! They made a monkey out of ole King Kong! I hope that somethin better comes along!"

--Ray

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confuse.gif *wondering why chokecherries have not kicked in yet*

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Are you sure you're using chokecherries? Cuz these taste more like Bing Cherries...

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Ba-da-BING!! That's the problem! Gimme' those!!

*heads out to the lower forty's fermentation lab*

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Don't like ABBA...put some Rush in the jukebox and I swear I won't shoot it again...

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Or play some Asia or Electric Light Orchestra.

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I decided to take the opportunity to redecorate and repurpose this place after cleaning up from Mirk's shootout.

It seems this place has a feminine bent, so I'm running with the theme and stealing an O.

Welcome to the Salon. Have your hair or nails done and chat for a while.

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Are ears pierced here? DD1 really, really wants her ears pierced and I don't know where to go.

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Sure, but you'll have to get her a Bountiful account nod.gif

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hiccups wrote:


Welcome to the Salon. Have your hair or nails done and chat for a while.



Wanders down the street to the New Saloon looking for some excitement...



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*Roper inhales three balloons of helium and starts singing for Mirkwood*

My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about
He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law
And on sundays I elude the eyes and hop the turbine freight
To far outside the wire, where my white-haired uncle waits.

Jump to the ground
As the turbo slows to cross the borderline
Run like the wind,
As excitement shivers up and down my spine
Down in his barn
My uncle preserved for me, an old machine ---
For fifty-odd years
To keep it as new has been his dearest dream

I strip away the old debris, that hides a shining car
A brilliant red barchetta, from a better, vanished time
I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime...

Wind in my hair ---
Shifting and drifting ---
Mechanical music ---
Adrenalin surge ---

Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware

*GO ALEX!*

Suddenly, ahead of me, across the mountainside
A gleaming alloy air-car shoots towards me, two lanes wide
I spin around with shrieking tires, to run the deadly race
Go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase

Drive like the wind
Straining the limits of machine and man
Laughing out loud
With fear and hope, Ive got a desperate plan

At the one-lane bridge
I leave the giants stranded
At the riverside
Race back to the farm
To dream with my uncle
At the fireside...

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*jumps on the bar and starts singing*

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing!!!!!!


rage.gif NO DISCO DANCING, YOU HEAR ME?? OR BIKE MUSIC, OR WHATEVER!

*jumps down and settles into a pedicure chair, clearly beaten and really not that mad about it*

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