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Ode to Benadryl




Runny nose,
floating feeling;
What's that crawling
on the ceiling?

Slow motion,
deep thinking;
--Huh? What?
My IM's blinking.

Soft chair,
not much noise;
No one's watching
my three boys.

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That stuff's for sissies. I prefer Tylenol PM! It Put Me Lights Out!

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I am a sissy then, because I took a half dose of Benadryl for my allergies and crashed out for 2 hours.

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My hubby has the huge dose Ibuprofen from when he was on his mission, and half of one of those will knock me out.

Last week I was so sick he gave me Nyquil....I'd never had it before. Good stuff, but after 3 days I had to stop taking it because I wouldn't wake up in the morning.

Medicine scares me.

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Me TOO! Now if I could only get my doctors to be afraid of it... I´d be set!!! wink.gif

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(Coco laying on couch in 7th grade, after taking some Benadryl)

Coco: Mom?
Coco's Mom: Yes?
Coco: I think...
Coco's Mom: What!
Coco: I think... I'm drunk.
Coco's Mom: Knock it off!!

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You people get drugged up on ibuprofen, benadryl, and nyquil and feel knocked out? disbelief.gif
Tell that to the people I see patrol into the pharmacy on a daily basis who have to have their regular refills on Vicodin, Ambien, Valium, Percocet, Ativan, Klonopin...etc. etc. etc.
Even cough syrup with codeine.

They gotta have 'em cuz OTC drugs "don't work" on them. rolleyes

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That cough syrup with Codine is good stuff. I remember years ago I had a cough so bad that my chest felt bruised. I couldn't sleep or anything. The doc gave me that and I was dreaming in color and chasing around a white rabbit. Good stuff.

When I was about 14 I had a really, really bad cold. I took some over the counter super duper stuff. During the night I dreamed I was in Vietnam. My buddy Jim and I (I don't have a buddy named Jim) were exchanging gunfire with the Cong. Half the building we were in was blown out. We started moving stuff around to provide cover. I woke up the next morning at about a 45 degree angle. The only reason I didn't fall out of bed was because the covers were tucked in. I got out of bed and realized my there was a heavy wooden chair from my desk under the bed which was why it was at a 45 degree angle. I had a terrible time getting it out from under the bed. It was an old wooden bed frame, solid wood not that particle beam stuff. It was made in the 50s and quite robust. On top of that was a two matresses including a box spring. I barely drag this thing across the floor but in the heat of battle during the night I somehow lifted it, got a chair under it, and managed to get back in bed. Can't remember if we smoked the VC or if they got us in the end.

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Hey Jase... I am gonna rename you RAMBO!

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I want, what they want, and every other guy, who's came over here, spilt his guts, gave everything he had, ONCE, for our country to love us, as much as we, Love...IT. That's what I want. - John Rambo

I think what triggered the dream was watching too much Tour of Duty. China Beach was for the girly men.


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The cough syrup with Codeine is wonderful. I got prescribed a big bottle once and didn't need most of it for the cough, so I started using it to treat my PMS. Worked wonders. wink

-- Edited by hiccups at 20:55, 2007-09-05

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Great ode to benadryl! I am one who can fall asleep pretty easy without medication. Put me on meds and I really shut down! That has also been my experience with allergy over the counter medication. I was shocked when they took away a gold medal from a girl in the olympics because she took an allergy medicine that knocks me out. I couldn't see how that could give her an edge.

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"The doc gave me that and I was dreaming in color and chasing around a white rabbit." -sales

Dude, I dream like that anyway. confuse.gif

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Wow, Jason. When I take the cough medicine with codeine it's a pink rabbit....always a pink rabbit....

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hiccups wrote:

The cough syrup with Codeine is wonderful. I got prescribed a big bottle once and didn't need most of it for the cough, so I started using it to treat my PMS. Worked wonders. wink

-- Edited by hiccups at 20:55, 2007-09-05




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My throat was kind of scratchy
but I said it's no big deal
Then my nose got kind of runny
and I started barking like a seal.

All the drainage in my sinuses
are now inside my chest
Now my voice is gone and
it doesn't sound the best

Benadryl ain't cuttin it
I need a stronger drug
I want to start feeling better
and shake this nasty bug.


Any suggestions? smile.gif


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Got any leftovers from childbirth? biggrin.gif

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Just kids.

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rofl.gif That's good Hiccups! I never thought of my kids as leftovers from childbirth, but for all intents and purposes that's what they are!

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HA!

You know what I meant. grr..

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Poncho, here's a primer for your next hit:



Please keep in mind when you hallucinate tonight that Cat is not charlie.

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I don't intend on hallucinating. I intend on being unconscious.
And yes Coco, I knew what you meant, but I thought Hiccups answer was funnier. biggrin.gif

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rage.gif I WANNA BE THE FUNNIEST! frustrated.gif

tears.gif

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Drink more vanilla extract.




-- Edited by hiccups at 10:51, 2007-09-25

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Or lemon... peppermint... there are so MANY choices... wink.gif

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Gotcha! Hey, maybe I'll put a little extra in the chocolate mousse for tonight. We're having the missionaries over for dinner. heehee...

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