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Pigeons... homegrown terrorist sleeper-cells?


Pigeon Dung Contributed to Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

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Sleeper-cells? no.gif

Naw, I think we have a need for a new term Pooper-cells. biggrin

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Pigeons are evil. Buy a pellet rifle and defend America!

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I was in Florence once and the pigeons totally made me sick. They were all friendly, eating out of your hands and stuff and I thought, "Aw.. how cute." Next day... not cute at all, I'm tellin' ya. I was going to try carrier pigeons for secret messages between me and my mom's house, but there's too many hawks and eagles out here...

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A couple of pigeons built a nest on our balcony when we lived in an apartment. By the time we discovered it, it had eggs in it, and me being pregnant, I couldn't stand the thought of hurting those little baby birds. So we let them stay until the eggs hatched...and the little birds learned to fly. By that time, you would not believe the mess on the balcony. It took tons of scouring...

Moral: Pregnancy makes women crazy.

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I remember talking my dad out of shooting the pigeons that were infesting our roof when I was a teenager. These days I'd be all for shooting the things.

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Piazza di San Marco in Venice is famous for its pidgeons. They are very aggressive and fly down and eat right out of your hand, etc. My wife and I honeymooned in Europe and I have some great shots of the pidgeons mauling her, when I threw the birdfeed on her head. Hee hee hee... it was straight out of Alfred Hitchcock.

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Pigeon poop, a new weapon of mass destruction.

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Yeah, I've been to that Venice place, too, but we had a thunderhead just then, so they skeedaddled off. biggrin.gif

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