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Moose Flatulence is Destroying the Earth!!!!!!
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294032,00.html

Maybe they should buy some carbon credits for those evil moose!!!

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And what about Elk? sniff.gif

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There's gotta be a way to harness all that "natural gas" and use it for good. laughing.gif

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don't forget the squirrels!? They may have smaller emissions per capita, but there's more of them...

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Poncho29 wrote:

There's gotta be a way to harness all that "natural gas" and use it for good. laughing.gif


I say that since it would be economically unfeasible to attach and service collection devices to the delivery end of the meese, we sub-contract to Jason to install pilot lights on every moose to burn off the emissions, much like is done with the waste natural gas on oil rigs...

We need not worry about the elk... they have vacuum devices already installed genetically.  As soon as one has a gaseous emission, there is another to suck it right up... as evidenced by hiccups' avatar.  Now, the wise thing to do would then be to attach those elk vacuum devices to a hose that would provide the fuel necessary to provide the energy necessary for Al Gore's, John Edwards', and Cheryl Crow's homes...



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I'm glad I can do my part to make the earth a better place sniff.gif

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