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Overweight chicks unite and get off those diets


Saw this little headline...

Study: Women Lose Weight at Least a Decade Before Getting Dementia

Hmm...is this what I have to look forward to if I lose weight?

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No, but it's what you have to look forward to if you go crazy.

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Cake, anyone?

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I was getting hungry looking at your cake, Jen. So, I had to stop. giggle.gif

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Hmm...is this what I have to look forward to if I lose weight?But the rub is... that you:
  • Won't know it
  • Won't care
... and neither will anyone else.

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Okay, I get it. The weight loss stems from early stages of dementia itself. Hmm... I know this could surprise you all but there's some dementia in Coco's family. The two women I'm thinking of did not have any noticeable weight changes, though...

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They're coming to take you away ha, ha,
They're coming to take you away ha, ha!

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LEVE wrote:

Hmm...is this what I have to look forward to if I lose weight?But the rub is... that you:

  • Won't know it
  • Won't care
... and neither will anyone else.






But at least I'll be thin, right? biggrin.gif

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And as my mom says, "I'll look good in my coffin!" rolleyes

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damned if you do, damned if you don't... you'd almost think we were fallen mortal creatures set up to fail...

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What the heck was THAT?!? ray didn't sign his name to that post... I think a zombie's taken over his brain...

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Now if we could just get him to change his sig to: I'm not slow; I'm a zombie.

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giggle.gif

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rayb wrote:

damned if you do, damned if you don't... you'd almost think we were fallen mortal creatures set up to fail...



THis is my new motto.



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salesortonscom wrote:

They're coming to take you away ha, ha,
They're coming to take you away ha, ha!




And this.

You know how people paint "Return with Honor" over thier doors in the house? I'm going to put this.



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Ros: My house is where they take you, when they come to take you away (ha-ha!)...

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How long ago were you taken away to be taken away to your house Ray?

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