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rayb


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Let me be the first to congratulate me on reaching 3000 posts. Eat your heart.gif out Cat!! I don't have my wife there to help me get extra posts, either so Nyeah! Nyeah! Neah!!

I feel I've really matured since I first started here... Bountiful has been a huge influence for good and helping me to grow out of being childish and petty...

In yo face!!

Ahem...

So um... I think I'll take a break for a week, like the wise and wonderful Roper who deserves all respect for his stance on immigration... 

Seriously folks, I don't know why you tolerate me. Arbi? You can give me a boot to the head any time now...

--Ray



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Wow, ray, that's indeed something to be proud of. 3,000 more posts and think how mature and deep you'll be then... man, it's almost head-exploding the far-reaching influence you could have by then. And it all started with one teeny little computer...

Your idea of taking a break for a week is jacked. Don't do that. wink.gif

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Thanks Coco... besides, I would feel bad if I left for too long... I mean I need to give you something to mock... It's kind of a symbiotic relationship, ya know...

--Ray


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worship.gif O, Most Loquacious One!

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rayb


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We really need a new title for those users who achieve 3000 post status... Arbi!? ARRRRBI!!!

--Ray


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PollyAnna


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Have fun with that posting project while I am gone on vacation...  I will be spending LOTS of quality time with hubby for the next 8 days...  I will also get to see Dyany, beefche, bok, and some others many of you know...  

Ok... bye for now and... see you all in the funny papers...  biggrin

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I've also reached that incredible milestone of 300 . . . er . . . wait. Okay, not quite.

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rayb


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Woot! Titus! You rock! You're kinda like the Tithing equivalence of my verbosity... :)

--Ray


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I don't think the Bishop is going to accept a tithe on your verbosity, Ray... even as tempting as Titus may be for an asset at the Bishop's Storehouse... nana.gif

Titus, whatever you do... don't, I repeat don't let Ray fool you into examining what is inside that big gray envelope with the Bishop's name and adress on it!

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Now wait a minute Ray, how could I possibly help Cat get extra posts? We haven't merged our personas. So nyah, nyah yourself. Remember Cat is actually Mr. Poncho. biggrin.gif

Congratulations on reaching 3000 my good man. Kudos! You have done well grasshopper. I agree with Coco, you've reached the 3000 club why take a break? Especially when 4000 is just around the corner!

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 20:39, 2007-08-19

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I'm just posting so i can see how few posts I have.

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Good for you Ray to celebrate those baby steps!

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rayb


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Hey Arbi, you gonna change the title of the 3000 posters? I think it should be

"First Class Passenger on the Chatty-Noogah-Choo-Choo!"

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How about first class passenger on the Titanic?

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rayb


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Titanic isn't a play on verbosity... "Chatty-Nougah Choo Choo" has Chatty in it... see... it's funny... yours is just... well... pathetic and lame...

Hey... there's a thought... "Pathetic and Lame Looser without a Life" would be a great title for someone who got over 3000 posts!

--Ray



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Or what did the call the head waterbuffalo in that men's club Fred Flintstone belonged to?

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The Grand Poobah!

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salesortonscom wrote:

How about first class passenger on the Titanic?



Umm..I think our beloved forum has been compared to a sinking ship.

Floggings for you!!!



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rayb wrote:

The Grand Poobah!



That was it.  I propose that you be called The Venerable Supreme Grand Master Poobah.  Not to be confused with The Venerable Supreme Grand Master Pooh Bear.



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Cocobeem


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Maybe just The Mouth. biggrin.gif

If we're symbiotic, I get to be moss and you can be fungi, okay?  giggle.gif

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 09:56, 2007-08-23

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There's a fungus among us!

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Arbie! You need to fix the message board!! We need a title for me!! And hurry and make it before Cat gets there too, and we're the same again, DANG IT!!!

--Ray


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Cocobeem


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How about The Great Spewing Fungus? biggrin.gif

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Yeah, then when Cat gets 3000, too, they can be the FunGuys. lmao.gif

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Or better yet, "The festering scabs spewing puss and fungus!"

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Hey... I don't have festering scabs spewing puss... particularly since I started using the same wonder treatment that celebrities swear by!  It has changed my life!  I got a job, moved out of my parents basement, and even met a girl!

Nevertheless...

rage.gif  Green Ninja Squadron... ATTACK!!!!

evileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gifevileye.gif

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Proactiv kills fungus?

Beware, Ray!

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rayb


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I love you, Arbi!! Thanks for the new title!! You're such a big softy!! Thanks for being such a great guy! Now I can't wait for Cat to be at 3000... :) You Rock!!

--Ray

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Actually, Ray, that title was created specifically for you. I'd have to go tweak the board again to make it the title for anyone reaching 3000 posts.

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It fits.

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Thanks Arbi, for making it a Raybies specific title! pray.gif  As I'm next on deck to probably hit 3000 posts, while there are probably many who assume that title fits for me  doh.gif ...  it would probably do irreparable damage to my self-esteem to be be titled Pompous Windbag sadangel.gif, and thus would have devestating impact for generations to come of Cat Herder and Poncho descendants... worry.gif

I personally would feel better with something like Order of the Stuffed Shirt...  toocool.gif  w00t.gif  worship.gif

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rayb


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Wow, Arbi. I am gonna cry. This is like the most wonderful gift ever.

It's like a 'personal attack from Arbi' that I can wear everywhere I go... it shows you really care. biggrin.gif

--Ray

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Cat Herder wrote:

Thanks Arbi, for making it a Raybies specific title! pray.gif As I'm next on deck to probably hit 3000 posts, while there are probably many who assume that title fits for me doh.gif ... it would probably do irreparable damage to my self-esteem to be be titled Pompous Windbag sadangel.gif, and thus would have devestating impact for generations to come of Cat Herder and Poncho descendants... worry.gif

I personally would feel better with something like Order of the Stuffed Shirt... toocool.gifw00t.gifworship.gif



 How about "Middle Management"?



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rayb wrote:

Wow, Arbi. I am gonna cry. This is like the most wonderful gift ever.

It's like a 'personal attack from Arbi' that I can wear everywhere I go... it shows you really care. biggrin.gif

--Ray



 No problem, Ray. If there's anything vicious or thoughtless that I can ever do for you, let me know.



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rayb


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I could really use a good backscratcher... that's kinda vicious...

--Ray


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Just ask one of the monkeys you seem to have on your back help you out there ray... weirdface.gif

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