I don't turn on my sound much on my computer. But from the words Zombie that I could read and the comments on the thread, I am filled with terror that the Zombies are coming. Well, I trust that Rayb can keep us safe from any Zombies/and/or Goblins. Were counting on you!
Shiz, it is so good to see you that your avator is starting to grow on me. I think the earlier avator was more flattering on Fred Thompson though.
"Nice try Mr Flanders, but I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants!" (Bart) "Too late." (Grampa)
"Bart, do you intend to tell me you read a book for pre-schoolers?" (Mrs K) "Yes, most of it." (Bart)
"Evil, evil, madness, beware, beware!" (Voices in Occult book.) "Cool!" (Bart) * slams book * "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" (Voices in Occult book.)
"Chapter eight, let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you become a zombie and you must walk the earth feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken." (Bart) "Bart please, don't you know that Snowball 1 died 4 years ago tonight, run over by the Mayor's beer swilling brother, Clovis." (Lisa) "Hey, maybe there's a spell in her that'll bring her back from the dead!" (Bart) * flips through several wrong chapters * "Ah, here we are - 'How to raise the dead.'" * evil laugh *
"It's not working * sigh * Bart! You cast the wrong spell! Zombies!" (Lisa) "Please, Leese, they prefer to be called the living impaired." (Bart)
"There, pretty as a picture" * zombies burst from ground and walk away * "Ach! Zombies!" *pats soil down again with a spade * "There, pretty as a picture." (Groundskeeper Willie)
"Why howdy strangers, what can I do you for?" (Flanders) "Brains!" (Zombies) "Why Sue Dokes you rascal, I thought you were deadARGH!" (Flanders)
"Dad, we did something very bad!" (Lisa) "Did you wreak the car?" (Homer) "No." (Lisa) "Did you raise the dead?" (Homer) "Yes." (Bart) "But the car's okay?" (Homer) "Uh hu." (Bart and Lisa) "Alright then." (Homer)
"Martin Prince, report to the Principle's office at once. And bring that juicy, chess club brain of yours along." * licks lips menacingly * (Principle Skinner)
"To enter, send me your parents brains!" (Krusty)
"Homer, did you barricade the door?" (Marge) "Why? Oh, the zombies. No." (Homer) "Argh!" (All) "Spare my family! Take me, take me!" (Homer) * Zombies tap on Homer's head and look in his ear hole * "Brains!" (Zombies)
"I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle." (Bart)
* Loads shotgun * "To the book depository!" (Homer)
"Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a might peckish, mind if I chew on your ear?" (Zombie Flanders) * Ka-blam * "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!" (Bart) "He was a zombie?" (Homer)
"KZMB - All Zombie Radio" * groans * (Radio)
"Barney! Not you too?" (Homer) "I'm not a zombie. But hey, when in Rome. Hey look! George Washington!" (Barney)
"Take that Washington, eat lead Einstein, show's over Shakespeare!" (Homer) "Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?" * groan * (Zombie Shakespeare)
"See you in hell." "Still pushing that boulder?" "Ah hu." (Zombies going back to their graves.)
"Excuse me, I'm John Smith." "John Smith 1882?" "My mistake." (Zombie John Smith's going back to their graves.)
"The er, zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses rotting in our streets." (Mayor Quimby
"Well I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies." (Marge) "Shh! TV." (Bart) * Thud and laugh from TV * "Man. Fall down. Funny." (Homer) * Groan * (All)
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