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Hot Air Balloon

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Paperclip


Paperclip

Today I spent more time than I should've
Searching for a paperclip.
I searched my desk, for I could've
Sworn I had one on my desk.
I shuffled papers, and stared off into space,
My mind drawn out to a dozen concerns.

No paperclip.
Why?
Shouldn't there be a paperclip?
 
I thought I had one.
I remembered that I had a paperclip
At home in a drawer beneath the microwave.
Perhaps that was the paperclip that I searched for?
I searched a number of other desks, but to no avail.
Finally, I went to the office supply closet
And got a paperclip out of a box of paper clips.
I used the paperclip, bent it, and discarded it.

I then sat down to do other work at my computer.
I put my hand down on the desk beside my computer.
Without a conscious thought, I brought up my hand.
There in my hand was a paperclip.
How could I have missed that paperclip,
It was sitting right there in the open on my desk?
I smiled.

What else could I do,
Save write down how I'm losing my mind?

Life is a frantic search for misplaced paperclips.

--Ray




-- Edited by rayb at 12:42, 2007-06-26

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Cool!

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That's good! I don't lost paper clips but waste lots of time trying to get organized, somehow your poem reminds me of that perpetual quest to get organized. I do know where my paper clips are- but at times I spend way too much time looking for other lost items.

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Hot Air Balloon

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great point, nita! Turns out, to add insult to injury, the day after i wrote the poem about a true event that happened to me, I noticed a whole box of paperclips sitting on the eraser tray of my whiteboard in plain sight. I just smiled, cuz well... I really must be losing it... :)

--Ray


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Understander of unimportant things

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I need some large paperclips here at my office actually... All we have is 1/3 box of the useless little ones

Admin in our area is on vacation. Helpless in the procurement of office supplies without her, unless I go down to the customer plant, which ain't happening this week since it is a holiday week and folks are on vacation so staff meeting this week has been canceled...

Oh, I guess I should go back and read the poem... wink.gif

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Hot Air Balloon

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There's probably a large paper clip on the desk in front of you... you just can't see it due to life's preoccupations with other stuff... :)

--Ray


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