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nitasmile


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a 4 week old baby drafted into the German Army
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I saw this a couple weeks ago somewhere else, I looked it up to share w/a friend and thought I'd share it here too:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070410/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_army_baby

So if this happened to your baby, would you have him or her report to duty?? :)smile

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My baby is so destructive they probably wouldn't want him around. But he's too old for them at 17 months.

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My baby's not quite up to WMD status yet... (Welpling of Mass Destruction) but already, you can tell he's planning all the things he's going to be taking apart as soon as he figures out how to crawl.

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Well first he has to learn how to crawl, (the True Nauvoodle(tTN) has achived that skill). Then he has to learn that he cannot crawl through solid objects no matter how hard he pushes against them with his little head, and complains to mommy or daddy that he can't move forward. (This is where tTN is currently stuck in his quest to achive WMD status)

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rayb wrote:

My baby's not quite up to WMD status yet... (Welpling of Mass Destruction) but already, you can tell he's planning all the things he's going to be taking apart as soon as he figures out how to crawl.

--Ray



Babies are loaded and ready to go usually a couple times a day.  Too bad chemical warfare is against the Geneva Convention! biggrin



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