Sorry, but that is simply too funny... you think people would be able to tell the animal they bought was not a canine, even if they didn't know what a sheep looked like...
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I like that the lady only became suspicious when it wouldn't bark or eat dog food. A sheep looks nothing like a poodle. How could someone make such a mistake.
Oh, my! What ugly poodles. Oh, wait...poodles are ugly, too. What's the diff? No barking (didn't they go baaa at some point?). They can spin the wool into something useful. No claws to trim. Hmmm...why no keep them? Shoot, they buy our prairie dogs and keep them as pets, why not sheep?
You gotta see the picture of this thing. You would have to be seriously igonorant to think this sheep was a poodle. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007190295,00.html
I don't get it, ever since I bought my poodle, the grass in the back yard seems to have quit growing... do you think it's something in it's urine or in those little poop pellets?
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Sheep smell REALLY REALLY BAD. Like, worse than dogs. And they are not too bright. That's why i would want a dog instead of a sheep.
What?!!! Sheep don't smell bad. You have to wash them just like a dog. If you don't wash your dog they will smell even worse than a sheep. Maybe you're thinking of goats. Goats do smell. I raised sheep for years and they smelled fine. I've smelled dogs that were much worse. And if you bottle raise a sheep it will follow you around and love you forever. It won't bite you either and you can use it to mow the lawn. It's poo crystals are much smaller and less messy. And if you get tired of the sheep you can always eat it. If you eat your dog, you'll get charged with animal cruelty. So I demand that you retract your stinky sheep charges and apologize to sheep everywhere for your bigoted remark.
no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing... the truth of God will go forth till it has penetrated every website, sounded in every ear, till the purposes of God shall be accomplished and the great Jehovah shall say the work is done