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Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267783,00.html

Brought to you by the people who actually thought Al Gore deserved an Oscar for his impassioned hypocrisy of a film...

They shall now regulate the amount of TP you can use per visit, and shall make it socially acceptable to wipe your mouth and nose on your sleeve.  bleh

How about we just all start wearing loin cloths and reveling in our blissful, organic filth like the neo-hippies they think we all should be, cuz like man, it will save the earth! doh  It will make the rich celebrities happy!

ETA... just found this kind of related article... read, comment...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267727,00.html

-- Edited by Cat Herder at 09:29, 2007-04-23

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Isn't she just going to use the labels that billy peels from his bottles of Bud? Because all she wants to do is have some, and she has as a feeling that she's not the only one.

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Folks won't want to be shaking Cheryl's hand anytime soon.

That's just unhygienic... one square?

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Just another display of the psychosis in Holywood.  These people are so far removed from reality it drives me nuts that people, especially in the news factory, take these celebrities seriously. 

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sing.gif All I wanna do, is wipe my bum.... sing.gif

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sing.gif  I gotta' feeling I'm not the only one sing.gif 

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Don't squeeze the Charmin Cheryl!



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I always thought that was Mr. Whipple?

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Don't squeeze him, either.

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