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LDS Quotables...


We have to keep the commandments and conduct ourselves in such a way that our families will want to live with us in the eternities.
Elder Robert D. Hales


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Ooh, that's good.

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 12:00, 2007-04-03

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What I want to know is why you put that quote up Ray.

To me it's a little yogi bearish, but heck it's also true.

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I suscribe to LDS Quote of the Day... and it popped up. It's one of those doctrinal points that accentuates the nature of eternity and freedom of choice, and demonstrates the power of sealing too... It's also a sentiment I shared with my father once, as my mother and father have had a tumultuous relationship--both are quite strong willed in their own passive aggressive ways... and of course it translates into all sorts of loveliness for the 7 kids they had... but then again, that's the real trouble, learning to live with a potential god and goddess... :)

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One of our greatest goals as parents should be to enjoy the power and influence of the Holy Ghost in our homes.
Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin


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What the heck's yogi-bearish?

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"Hey hey Boo-boo! The reason I get all the pic-a-nick baskets and never get caught is because I'm smarter than the average bear!"

In other words, stating something that one would typically think is obvious in such a way that it comes across as "new" and sounding deeply profound.

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Wow. I did not know that. Watched plenty of yogi bear, too.

I think they're all yogi-bearish. biggrin

Maybe ray accidentally subscribed to Yogi-Bearish Quote of the Day. Ha!


How 'bout this one from Brigham Young-- "Away with stereotyped Mormons!"

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 18:33, 2007-04-04

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Do quotes have to be overly nuanced in order to be noteworthy? Isn't that the same criticism given against the Book of Mormon? It's all been said in the  Bible... just rephrased here and there... not worth reading... just read the Bible. bleh

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Dude. Just joking.

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"August 13, 1856, Wednesday, Florence, Nebraska Territory. Today we continued preparations for starting. Evening we held [a] meeting in camp. Brother Willie exhorted the Saints to go forward regardless of suffering even to death. After he had spoken, he gave me the opportunity of speaking. I said to him that if I spoke, I must speak my mind, let it cut where it would. He said certainly to do so.

"I then related to the Saints the hardships that we should have to endure. I said that we were liable to have to wade in snow up to our knees and shovel at night, lay ourselves in a thin blanket and lie on the frozen ground without a bed. [I said it] was not like having a wagon that we could go into and wrap ourselves in as much as we liked and lie down. No, said I, we are without wagons, destitute of clothing, and could not carry it if we had it. We must go as we are.

"The handcart system I do not condemn. I think it preferable to unbroken oxen and inexperienced teamsters. The lateness of the season was my only objection to leaving this point for the mountains at this time. I spoke warmly upon the subject, but spoke truth.

"Elder Willie then spoke again in reply to what I had said, evidently dissatisfied, and said that the God he served was a God that was able to save to the uttermost,... and he wanted no Job's comforters with him.

"I then said that what I had said was truth, and if Elder Willie does not want me to act in the place where I am, he is at full liberty to place another man in my stead, and I would not think hard of him for it, but I did not care what he said about Job's comforters. I had spoken nothing but the truth, and he and others knew it."

--journal of Levi Savage, Jr., 13 August 1856. Appointed captain over the second hundred of the Willie handcart company three days before it left Iowa City, about a month before this entry... (he is my great-great uncle, and a man whom I hope to meet someday as he is a great example of honesty, faith, loyalty, and dedication to the Gospel in spite of injustices he experienced throughout his life from fellow Saints)

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Sorry...

Yogi Bera-ish.

Google that one.

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"Remember it's not over until its over"

"You know the future just ain't what it used to be"

Yogi Bera

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http://www.yogiberra.com/yogi-isms.html

http://funny2.com/yogi.htm

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra

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I believe our Heavenly Father's everlasting purpose for His children is generally achieved by the small and simple things we do for one another.
Elder M. Russell Ballard


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Holiness is the strength of the soul.
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(I think that last one's deeply profound...)

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I appreciate the quotes, Ray.

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Me, too.

In fact, I was going to comment on the first one and then you posted another one and it made me forget what I was going to say.

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Find a retreat of peace and quiet where periodically you can ponder and let the Lord establish the direction of your life.
Elder Richard G. Scott


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"I'll never go to hell. I repent too damn fast!"

J. Golden Kimball



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Hey now! J Golden Quotes deserve a thread all their own... smile

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Home should be the center of one's earthly experience, where love and mutual respect are appropriately blended.
Elder L. Tom Perry


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Except, of course, when you need to go to your retreat for peace and quiet. smile.gif

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Each holy temple stands as a symbol of our membership in the Church, as a sign of our faith in life after death, and as a sacred step toward eternal glory for us and our families.
Elder Russell M. Nelson


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Coco: My house is a place of peace and quiet... usually when the kids are either at school or asleep. biggrin

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Once about every 3 or 4 weeks, this phenomenon will occur at my house. The two oldest will be at school and all three home-kiddos will be asleep at the same time. It's like lining up the planets or something. I usually am overcome with the shock and I just utterly waste the time... I need to get a grip!



"The way will be lighter, the worries will be fewer, the confrontations will be less difficult if we cultivate a spirit of happiness."
Gordon B. Hinckley - Oct. Conf 2002

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The simpleness, the sweetness, and the constancy of the tender mercies of the Lord will do much to fortify and protect us in the troubled times in which we do now and will yet live.
Elder David A. Bednar
Ensign, May 2005, 100


PS> (great quote from pres. hinckley, Coco!)


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Tender mercies and an AK-47.  biggrin

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We are responsible for the home we build. We must build wisely, for eternity is not a short voyage.
President Thomas S. Monson


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We're supposed to build our own homes now?? Great...

Or does this mean the home of our spirits? Hmm....

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Hey, if you don't build the house you're living in, you're not responsible for the leaks in the roof. But, the house we do build should include the features of being bouyont, like a houseboat, since there appears to be some water travel involved... that is how I read it. wink.gif

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Yes, yes... and eternity is not short, therefore... long. Must be big boat for long voyage, no?

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The Savior will let you feel the love He feels for those you serve. The call is an invitation to become like Him.
Elder Henry B. Eyring


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It does not require a calling more than being a member to nourish by reaching out in kindness.
Elder Henry B. Eyring


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I testify that the earth and all life upon it are of divine origin. The Creation did not happen by chance. . . . It is God who made us and not we ourselves.
Elder Russell M. Nelson


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So frequently we mistakenly believe that our children need more things, when in reality their silent pleadings are simply for more of our time.
President Thomas S. Monson


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Even when the armaments of war ring out in deathly serenade . . . there stands immovable, reassuring, comforting, and with great outreaching love the quiet figure of the Son of God, the Redeemer of the world.
President Gordon B. Hinckley


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I testify that the earth and all life upon it are of divine origin. The Creation did not happen by chance. . . . It is God who made us and not we ourselves.
Elder Russell M. Nelson


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We may pray to Him any time. No special equipment is needed. We don't even need to charge batteries or pay a monthly service fee.
Elder Russell M. Nelson


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It never ceases to amaze me how clever doctors can be.

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"One warm evening during the past summer months Sister Ashton and I enjoyed a professional baseball game. During the early part of the competition our attention was diverted from the action by a late arriver. As he walked by, he spotted me and asked, 'Who's losing?' I responded with, 'Neither one.' Following my answer, I noticed that he glanced at the right-field scoreboard, saw the game wasn't tied, and walked on, undoubtedly wondering about me. Seconds after he made his way to a distant seat, Sister Ashton said, 'He doesn't know you very well, does he?' 'What makes you say that?' I replied. She responded with, 'If he did, he would know you don't believe anyone is losing. Some are ahead and some are behind, but no one is losing. Isn't that right?' I smiled in approval with a warm feeling inside. Proper attitude in this crisis-dominated world is a priceless possession. Never before is it more important for all of us to move forward with conviction. We may be behind, but we are not losing if we are moving in the right direction. God will not score our performances until the end of the journey."

--Elder Marvin J Ashton, "Who's Losing?" Ensign, Nov. 1974, 41


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Syrupy sweet, Polly. I'm lickin' my screen. biggrin.gif

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You expected something ELSE... from ME??? 

"I say that we need to teach our people to find their answers in the scriptures...But the unfortunate thing is that so many of us are not reading the scriptures. We do not know what is in them, and therefore we speculate about things that we ought to have found in the scriptures themselves. I think that therein is one of our biggest dangers of today."
(President Harold B. Lee, December, 1972)


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Polly, you're awesome. You balance out the people like me. biggrin.gif

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"Pray for peace in the earth, that the Almighty who governs the universe will
stretch forth His hand and let His Spirit brood upon the people, that the nations
may not rage one against another."

--President Gordon B. Hinckley, Ensign, May 2003, 99


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No other activities should involve our family members on Monday night. This designated time is to be with our families.
Elder L. Tom Perry


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I was raised on 4 family home evenings a week, so I really don't get into the Monday thing like other people. smile.gif

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Our hope concerning the future is great and our faith is strong. We know that we have scarcely scratched the surface of that which will come to pass in the years that lie ahead.
President Gordon B. Hinckley


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"Don't be discouraged at seemingly overwhelming odds in your desire to live and to help others live God's commandments.
At times it may seem like David trying to fight Goliath. But remember, David did win."

--David B. Haight, Ensign, November 1977

 



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