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http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51569156/

I thought this was pretty funny... from an online artist I watch...

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At least the pony has a good attitude about the leprosy.

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Does the "white horse" prophecy come into play here?



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Sister Roper asked for and recieved My Little Ponies every year for Christmas when she was growing up.  her brother would tease her by changing the words to the song:  My little pony--skinny and bony.

I thought My Leper Pony was hilarious.  When I showed Sister Roper, her eyes narrowed a bit and she walked away.  Maybe it's because she didn't have her contacts in.

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Reminds me of that song Leprosy put to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles...

Leprosy...
Pieces keep on falling off of me...
I'm not half the man I used to be...

Remember?


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When my tongue fell out, I dunno, I couldn't say...

I said... "Nygeh-nyeh-ahng unhn ungg..."

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People keep on dipping chips in me...


I heard this in the MTC!

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That reminds me of another leper joke:

What do you get when you cross a leper and a hot tub?

Oatmeal.

My hubby didn't think it was all that amusing. He thought it was more along the lines of "sick."



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Ewww.... and my 4 and 2 year olds eat oatmeal most mornings for breakfast! I'll be serenading them Leprosy songs...

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I vaguely remember some joke about lepers and hockey and a face-off, but I don't remember how it goes.

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Q. Why did the team of Leper Hockey players have to call the game short?

A. Because there was a face off in the goal.

or something like that...

Leper jokes are funny... I think the Pharisees would've treated lepers better had they known there was so much potential for humor.  

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