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That deck is made of what?


Self explanitory....


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-- Edited by Mahonri at 14:18, 2007-02-10

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Arb should so love this... to go along with his love of poo crystals...

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Heck, as long as they've made it hygienic, I have no problem with the stuff.

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Heck, arbi could use the deck to create the poo crystals for curing the meat!

And then barbecue the meat on the deck!  Almost one continual circle of life kind of thing! 

ETA  Just noticed the dateline / location from whence this poo wood has sprung...   Yes despite the beauty of this state up north, there are just other things (like this and importing garbage from Canada) that make me glad I'm a Buckeye...

Yes, I can see it now... the Big Three auto manufacturers completely fall apart... but, the new industry to replace automobiles is in the wings... Genuine Michigan Poo Wood!    A whole new set of supporting industries will grow, including the transportation and storage of the manure from all over the nation until it can be processed into cleaned up fiber.  EPA Brown Sites will really be brown (with a touch of green).  Low income neighborhoods close to heavy industry will no longer have the smell of steel plants or the like to deal with... noxious fumes, sure but they'll be organic, and we all roll the windows up when driving on the freeway through those parts of the metro area anyway.  Yes, the Buckeye version of U of M's fight song "Hail to the Victors" will take on very literal meaning when it is sung "Hail! Hail to Michigan the cesspool of the world!" 

-- Edited by Cat Herder at 16:27, 2007-02-12

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Would that be a....



Poop Deck!

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I can't believe no one made that joke yet.

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Of course the carpenter putting the deck together who misses his nail and hits his finger might aptly say, "Oh sh...."

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You're not J. Golden Kimball! In your calling you're not supposed to know words like that!

-- Edited by arbilad at 14:41, 2007-02-20

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I actually remember as a pre-teen sitting at a ward dinner within earshot of a former webelos leader (who was kind of a rebel to some extent... I think he was a new convert or a friend of the church married to a member who had some pretty liberal mindsets about things... definitely kind of a retro hippie intellectual type from the post Vietnam era) who was having a conversation with a member of the Stake Presidency... I was shocked and appalled to hear the language being used , afterall I was but a wee lad with virgin ears...  They were talking about gardening, and the use of natural fertilizer, but rather than call it manure, they were calling it sh*%.  As said, I think the one guy who had been my webelos leader for a bit was trying to get a rise out of the member of the Stake Presidency... but, dang if that man -- who was a very refined, eloquent speaker, and lawyer ta boot -- didn't use that same word back to the rebel every time it was used by the rebel...  "Yeah, I need to get some sh*& to put on the garden."  "Well, sh^% does a good job if applied just right."  "But I want some sh&@ that is going to be cheap."  "Check with some of the folks at the University.  I'm sure some of those folks in the Agronomy department have access to some sh#$."  "But I don't want just any old sh*@, I've read that chicken sh@* is the best."  "Yeah, chicken sh%& is pretty potent."  The rebel had some bouts of inactivity from what I remember, but he eventually became totally converted to the Gospel and he and his wife ended up having a good sized family active in the Gospel.

I later dated the daughter of this member of the Stake President's when we were teens, but to this day, one of the things I remember about him in particular is his use of that four letter word in public and at a ward social!  Ahhh my virgin ears!      (not that I didn't hear it nearly 9003 times a day at school coming out of the mouths of my "gentile" piers...)

p.s.  My dad was in the same Stake Presidency... he was in the agronomy department at the university, he always planted a big garden (but used chemical fertilizers and pesticides), and grew up on a farm.  But, even he didn't say that word (which was part of the shock to me and my virgin ears )... his vocabularly was limited to the Fred Flintstone-ish garbled underbreath sort of stuff when things he was working on in the garage or yard or house went wrong.

So arbilad, the moral to this long story is, "Yes, the men in those callings DO KNOW those words... if nothing more than so they know how to counsel those who are working on overcoming the natural J. Golden Kimball!" 

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Well, having grown up on a farm, I have always just called them barn words.

Don't think you'd ever hear the word come out of my mouth... just on my fingers. :o)

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