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Interesting . . . of the four leading GOP presidential candidates (McCain, Romney, Gingrich and Giuliani), the only one who hasn’t had multiple wives is the Mormon.

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It wouldn't be so bad if they had lost their wives to death or something like that. But, for instance, Guilliani was unfaithful to his wife. I'm really of the theory that we need moral leaders to save this country.

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That would almost be good enough for a Leno joke... 

Too bad it is true.

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Giuliani told the press he was breaking up from one of his wives before he even told his wife. That kind of devotion to public image is exactly the sort of thing politicians should be voted down over...  

--Ray



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My wife got this one from a friend.

Most men won't vote for Hillary... who wants an angry, complaining women in the white house when they already have one in their own house.

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ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

        Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
         Helicopter in front of the White House, he was
         carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

         The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
         Salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

        The President replies "These are not pigs these
         are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
        Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
        The House Nancy Pelosi."

         The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
         Salutes and says,

         "Excellent trade, sir."


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Our local KFC is running the "Hillary Special"  it comes complete as a meal with 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts and a left wing.

-- Edited by Mahonri at 09:15, 2007-02-09

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