I've met people who thought that the Onion was a serious newspaper. I used to really love the Onion, but lately their political commentary has reall gotten on my nerves. If you want, go to their website and look up "mountain dew elders". It's very amusing. There have been several, but I can't think of them at the moment.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams