Tells about plans for making your own. Think of the ramifications. If your toothbrush wears out, just print up a new one! Need more legos? Print out some more!
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
mmmmm.... synthesized cafeteria food from the box in the wall!
Will we need to learn how to talk like Patrick Stewart and say "Tea. Earl Grey." or Kate Mulgrew and demand "Coffee!" to get some of that food made from play-doh? Will they be able to get the things to eventually bypass the law of conservation of matter and energy? Enquiring minds want to know.
This could spell the end of the model building industry for those hobbyists... musing off into the land of TV informercials...
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
